He's a very naughty boy

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 14:01

Today, I found out that my roommate is starting a religion in which he doesn't believe in humanly things, such as paying rent. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Kick their ass out, seems pretty simple. No pay, no stay.

Seems like he shouldn’t need shelter then either

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Kick their ass out, seems pretty simple. No pay, no stay.

Sounds like the right time for you to start a new religion which compels you to kick out freeloaders.

Seems like he shouldn’t need shelter then either

Too bad it's gonna clash with your belief where roommates pay rent . :)

Does he believe in living indoors and in living in the same place two days in a row?

So he won’t mind sharing his earthly living space with random AirBnB guests who will pay his portion of the rent.

sounds like an Indian marriage to me.

so have you kicked him out yet

sounds like you need a religion that involves kicking said roommate out and finding a roommate that will pay their portion of the bills.

Run, don't walk, away from this nut, or kick his add out! That's even a step beyond that right-wing "sovereign citizen" nonsense.