Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML
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Sonotsuave 35

I wouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet, but it does sound bad, like perhaps he’s hooking up with a coworker or something equivalent. Lying to his wife is unacceptable, and leaving his wedding band seemingly on purpose is the other nail in the coffin. I’d prepare for a confrontation and possible divorce

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RichardPencil 30

Getting your dick wet is an errand, so to speak. His wedding band circling the drain is a metaphor that tells all. Snap a photo of that and send it to your divorce lawyer.

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RichardPencil 30

Getting your dick wet is an errand, so to speak. His wedding band circling the drain is a metaphor that tells all. Snap a photo of that and send it to your divorce lawyer.

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Sonotsuave 35

I wouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet, but it does sound bad, like perhaps he’s hooking up with a coworker or something equivalent. Lying to his wife is unacceptable, and leaving his wedding band seemingly on purpose is the other nail in the coffin. I’d prepare for a confrontation and possible divorce

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