By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 September 2009 03:15 / United States
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  plexico  |  3


He was probably buying for everyone that night JUST to piss off his wife. His friends who know the guy as a mooch are pleasantly surprised at his sudden generosity.

By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

"...Golden Tee, shuffleboard, pinball, he's got the score
that everybody around here's tryin to beat,
he's a six pack up when he walks in,
tells the band crank it up to 10,
then he's up dancin on his seat,
well he's a big mouth, yellin' hey play some free bird,
says give me three steps and nobody gets hurt,
then he takes off his shirt

There's one in every crowd,
brings the party in us out,
good time charley with a harley, whiskey bent and hellbound,
he's got the next round, but he always drinks for free,
there's one in every crowd, and it's usually me,
hey ya'll, hey ya'll, hey ya'll, there's one in every crowd..."

You should know that marrying such a champ husband means he has to keep his rep

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