FML : Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because...

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Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By katybaby - / Thursday 9 December 2010 17:15 / United States

Love

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By Tempuser117 | 2

#1820952 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:01

Rule #2 Double Tap. Might want to punch him again just in case.

By redbluegreen | 40

#1820898 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:43

I have no idea on how to respong either.

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By BieberBlastHA | 2

#1820883 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:39

woah =O lol

iamironman97 | 0

#1822315 - Friday 10 December 2010 09:32

why the fuck was she sobbing?

By meganasoarus | 0

#1820885 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:39

hahahaha I love this. your husband is a puss, though. shouldn't have married him.

sloppyflow | 1

#1825049 - Friday 10 December 2010 08:16

oh whoa. I don't see what her husband has done wrong that deserve a punch. and she started sobbing? idk :S

dachayke | 16

#5808075 - Saturday 28 December 2013 07:26

Read it again, idiot.

By danielle25 | 15

#1820888 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:40

imagine what you did to your zombie husband imagine what you would do to your vampire husband

cabbitt | 0

#1822540 - Friday 10 December 2010 10:18

Imagine you learned to punctuate.

whoareyou13 | 0

#1823803 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:35

Lolol that was a definite win!

azhein | 0

#1827541 - Saturday 11 December 2010 08:49

why would she need to imagine what she did to her zombie husband? she already did it.

Val0 | 17

#6440898 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 05:17

You sound dumb.

By redbluegreen | 40

#1820898 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:43

I have no idea on how to respong either.

By perdix | 29

#1820903 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:45

He's a shitty zombie -- zombies don't run, they have this ridiculous stiff-legged walk. He deserves a nut punch for perverting the zombie concept.

The_Creeper_fml | 8

#1821804 - Friday 10 December 2010 06:04

Zombies can run. But only after the nut punch. Maybe she was preemptive?

ferrettamer | 6

#1831390 - Sunday 12 December 2010 04:00

Obviously you haven't played nazi zombies.

sev770 | 0

#1831823 - Sunday 12 December 2010 06:29

left for dead? those zombies are fast as fuck!

AmericanGirl69 | 0

#2510562 - Saturday 14 May 2011 08:52

Looks like someone hasn't played Call of Duty Nazi zombies.

fml98kevin | 4

#2610659 - Friday 3 June 2011 06:19

im with the 3 upper comments ^^^

xXMudkipNoobXx | 7

#3166174 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 03:47

they could run, you idiot. Ever watch zombieland?

By yusaku02 | 20

#1820905 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:45

You KNOW what you can do to make it up to him... Hop to it!

By ninofrank | 0

#1820914 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:47

Wow you fist deep in this sitiuation

incomple | 0

#1821329 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:15

HIGHFIVE!

By BREADEDELF | 3

#1820927 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:53

Well you just responged, so you did know what to say :P

By FlashBurn | 13

#1820935 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:54

He's really pathetic. He should have known what it would do to you in the first place and what might happen. Tell him to man up and grow a pair.

Whydoyouask | 11

#1826685 - Saturday 11 December 2010 08:14

I know right! Everyone should know exactly how their significant other will react if you act like a zombie. Because punching and crying its completely normal. I thought that was common knowledge... smh.

By Mirorbo | 26

#1820941 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:56

He had it coming, darling, and if he wants to use the 'domestic violence' card as he cries about it in the corner, it might be about time to check if those balls of his are genuine.

starile | 19

#1821230 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:38

Maybe it wasn't a reflex punch, but an anger punch after she screamed and saw he was just playing around. They need to talk over what is appropriate behavior around each other. Then hump like rabbits.