Love: Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so...

By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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Friday 10 December 2010 0:01

Rule #2 Double Tap. Might want to punch him again just in case.

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Thursday 9 December 2010 23:43

I have no idea on how to respong either.

Comments

MsAnnabelle 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:25

Ah, l'amour.

zepirothica 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:25

Take the next step and hit him with a bat.

GunReaper 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:26

your a stupid bitch for screaming and punching him. what the ****? why would you do that?

KatjaM 15

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:31

You're a wimp and your husband is hilarious!

superdude9856 2

Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:45

Neither do I. I've never responged before. lol learn to spell.

katybaby 0

Friday 17 December 2010 20:22

this is acutally MY FML that i posted. zombies terrify me ok? lol i was genuinly scared even tho i knew it was my husband. it happened so fast i && it was just my first reaction to defend myself. BTW i hit him really hard, in the face. thats why he wouldnt talk to me for a little while. but the "domestic abuse" comment was his wonderful since of humor. so you bashers can all shut up lol idk why people feel the need to become so vicious with people they've never met. it makes me sad you you.