Love and Violence: Nice husband you've got there…

Nice husband you've got there…

By dididikaisik - 01/08/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 107

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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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You deserved it 11 706

By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom - Kent

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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You deserved it 2 006

Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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You deserved it 14 501

He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 141

You deserved it 4 663

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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You deserved it 3 387

Hit the road Jack

By Denise - 03/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Palm Beach

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML

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You deserved it 104

By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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You deserved it 2 552

The protector

By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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You deserved it 286

By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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You deserved it 258

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 1 August 2021 11:15

Girl, run. He sent a stranger to the hospital over a date. He is not only willing to cheat, but also has anger issues, and who knows what small thing will trigger him. Get out while you can.

Lydmyers 9

Sunday 1 August 2021 13:11

let him rot in prison. not only would I not help him with bail, but I'd be gone when gets home.

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 1 August 2021 11:15

Girl, run. He sent a stranger to the hospital over a date. He is not only willing to cheat, but also has anger issues, and who knows what small thing will trigger him. Get out while you can.

Plop 17

Sunday 1 August 2021 12:48

Cheating, violent, jail-bound (I doubt any judge or jury will show him much sympathy....). Yup, run fast, run far, and never look back.

Lydmyers 9

Sunday 1 August 2021 13:11

let him rot in prison. not only would I not help him with bail, but I'd be gone when gets home.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 August 2021 14:47

You probably mean jail. That's where you go immediately after getting arrested. Prison is later on. You don't need to go through the hassle of leaving your home, the State will take him away for you.

DoctorPALO 14

Monday 2 August 2021 13:22

I don't know what country you live in where a person goes straight to prison for assault, attempted murder, or whatever he is charged with, but if he's actually in prison, file for a divorce and find a new place to live. Sell the house, his car, or whatever you need to do to get away from him. If he's in a city or county jail, for Pete's sake, don't bail him out and think things will go back to "normal," get the hell as far away from him as you can, as fast as you can, or he will likely "lose his temper" with you one day, assuming he doesn't already physically abuse you and/or your children, if there are any.