Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML
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earljonez
| 22
I hate wasps
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odamaliekh
| 26
Cool story.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
You hate em bee-cause they sting?
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whycantisignup
| 24
#17, buzz off
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Domlovesyou1108
| 10
ouch :(
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_awwhellnaw_
| 45
That was a wild ride from beginning to end.
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pikachurro
| 18
Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer?
The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.
The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.
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sonasonic
| 34
You don't get a piece by stabbing someone with a poison stinger repeatedly.....
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False_Stupidity
| 41
You don't?
Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time!
Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time!
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4WheelBurnout
| 14
Sounds like a shitty situation
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StickyPickles
| 33
The joys of parenthood. . .
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Cassandra2015
| 21
Sounds like mom deserves a glass of wine after those misfortunes !
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chinaski7628
| 32
Or dad. There's no gender listed, but I know a lot of fathers who take a wasp sting in the ass for their kids. Either way, this parent deserves a reward :)
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Amulyasri
| 8
I'm sorry OP. Life was just not letting you have a break.
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zahidnasir
| 19
Goodluck mom
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Clapdaddy
| 16
Nobody deserves those two problems all at once. Sorry to hear it OP.
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EclipseCandy6
| 24
Well you have the worst luck ever, sorry OP
The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.