By Anonymous - 29/06/2015 21:52 - United States - Tupelo

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 007
You deserved it 1 806

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Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer? The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.

Sounds like mom deserves a glass of wine after those misfortunes !

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You hate em bee-cause they sting?

_awwhellnaw_ 45

That was a wild ride from beginning to end.

Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer? The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.

sonasonic 34

You don't get a piece by stabbing someone with a poison stinger repeatedly.....

You don't? Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time!

Sounds like a shitty situation

The joys of parenthood. . .

Sounds like mom deserves a glass of wine after those misfortunes !

Or dad. There's no gender listed, but I know a lot of fathers who take a wasp sting in the ass for their kids. Either way, this parent deserves a reward :)

I'm sorry OP. Life was just not letting you have a break.

Nobody deserves those two problems all at once. Sorry to hear it OP.

Well you have the worst luck ever, sorry OP