FML : Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp...

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 29 June 2015 21:52 / United States - Tupelo

Kids

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By pikachurro | 18

#6336296 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:18

Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer?
The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.

By Cassandra2015 | 21

#6336299 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:23

Sounds like mom deserves a glass of wine after those misfortunes !

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By earljonez | 22

#6336292 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:15

I hate wasps

odamaliekh | 26

#6336312 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:52

Cool story.

DFMLharsh | 20

#6336340 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:19

You hate em bee-cause they sting?

whycantisignup | 24

#6336400 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 14:32

#17, buzz off

By Domlovesyou1108 | 10

#6336293 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:16

ouch :(

By _awwhellnaw_ | 45

#6336294 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:16

That was a wild ride from beginning to end.

By pikachurro | 18

#6336296 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:18

Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer?
The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.

sonasonic | 34

#6336319 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:03

You don't get a piece by stabbing someone with a poison stinger repeatedly.....

False_Stupidity | 41

#6336634 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:57

You don't?
Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time!

4WheelBurnout | 14

#6338499 - Thursday 2 July 2015 20:54

Sounds like a shitty situation

By StickyPickles | 33

#6336298 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:22

The joys of parenthood. . .

By Cassandra2015 | 21

#6336299 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:23

Sounds like mom deserves a glass of wine after those misfortunes !

chinaski7628 | 32

#6336617 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:32

Or dad. There's no gender listed, but I know a lot of fathers who take a wasp sting in the ass for their kids. Either way, this parent deserves a reward :)