By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 110
You deserved it 7 967

Same thing different taste

Top comments

princessbloky 12

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

Comments

I don't think this post is getting enough credit for its simple and elegant pun. Well done #1

At first I didn't notice the pun. It's that simple but once you recognize it, it's amazing.

At first I didn't get it. Then I looked up the word "kink".

Ohhhh kink!! Lol I get it. Geez I'm slow tonight.

princessbloky 12

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

His girlfriend has a penis!!! Take it easy my butt

leogachi 15

@36 *Her girlfriend may have an underdeveloped penis. You may not be able to handle that, but from the understanding tone of the FML, I'm going to assume Op is okay with it.

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

She's probably not mad, I imagine she'd be pretty embarrassed which is probably why she hadn't told OP yet. Don't worry OP! Just reassure her and be supportive and understanding, I'm sure once she becomes more comfortable and confident with your relationship it will be a funny memory for the two of you :)

Thats true she was probably more upset it had to come out that way instead of when she was more comfortable.

Misskreher 30

all my jeans do that to me too and I hate it

If all your jeans cause deformities in your crotch, you might wanna get new ones

It's not your fault and how could anyone have known unless she showed you which she didn't.

Steve95401 49

I hope the wait to see what's going on down there is worth it.

Awh! Poor girl. Perhaps you can help her grow more comfortable with herself!

Abatu 4

it's likely nothing major but this really seems like a fantastic thing to know in the future when ready to marry her mock proposal making it seem like the deformity is why you'll marry her ftw (then hide from the flying dinner you made) later do the actual proposal ofc..vut that's less fun (I can be a dick though..and believe anything is ok regarding jokes or nothing is)

Smiles2910 18

Good for you for not freaking out