By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39
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:( x3
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C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
mwuhaha
if it's was so violent why didn't you let the shit beat the shit out of the robbers?
:( x7000
:( x over 9000
this îs why people should always have their phonea with them in the toilet :) plus, when ur bored, u could always play gaaammeesss :D
Well you priolly already had a mess to clean up but I woulda got up off that toilet quicker than fast and beat their asses finishing off the diareaa sp? on their heads that's what fuckers get for messing with your house
This guy gives a whole new meaning to "a shitty situation"
Lol I always bring my phone with me. in fact....I'm taking a shit as I type this =)
me too.
Me three
c-c-c-combo breaker
"looking for my treasure!?" proceed: unload on their faces
You should be happy that you were safe in a locked bathroom away from possibly armed men, though that really sucks.
that's a shitty situation
old pun
Fuck up! Have a nice day. :)
You've 'robbed' the hopes of people's hearts in which they believed no one would use that pun ever again.
Testthecoal- Hahaha. Nice. :)
As funny as that pun was when I first heard it, when it's misused it's not that great.
keep a pistol in every room in the house
wow, as funny as it is I think I heard that a million times everyone talks about jersey shore, but thanks.
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omg srry tht was a mistake -_- i didnt mean to paste
I was thinking the same thing.
zing!
lol I see what u did there :0
literally!
#116 It's not like they'd find it or anything y'know there only looking through everything for valuables -_- Robbers: " OH HEY A GUN!"
You could have used your weakness as your weapon. Fugure out how ]:->
^lmao so true.
to get robbed? or have violent explosive hershey squirts?
I think a combination of both
we^(my team and I) think this is hilarious but scary at the same time •.•
your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.
awesome.
#6 anymore extremely original puns you want to throw out there?
Ypu put wayyy too much effort into your comment! LOL :)
***You
your comment is an upper-decker! |the kid|
That was hilarious
6 succeeds in reminding me of Pendatik. A huge compliment.
that was like poetry and ur a genius
wonder what he ate the night before
I'm sure if you came out the bathroom with shit flying out your ass, they would've ran out the door with minimal gain. I mean a person who comes out the bathroom shitting on themselves does not give a fuck!!! you might have scared them.
Exactly this. If you come at them like some senile fool with liquefied shit flowing down your leg and a handful of it ready to throw at the robbers, it's pretty much a guarantee that they will NOT fuck with you again.
This made my night. I will, also, never forget this comment.
This. I can take a shower, I can clean my pants and my carpet. OP is a fool. You must have homeowners insurance.
I used to have a girlfriend that used to throw her turds at me, no joke. She used to laugh with glee as she squirted one out into the palm of her hand and then proceeded to launch it at me aiming specifically at mine eyes!!!
omg #75 is she still your gf
75- sexy.
OMG!!! I COULD NOT READ THIS WITHOUT LAFFING HYSTERICLY!!!
same sgit
LMAO!!! haha this made my dayyy
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that's a shitty situation
your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.