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C-C-C COMBO BREAKER

SHIT!!!>:/ ^^^

mwuhaha

if it's was so violent why didn't you let the shit beat the shit out of the robbers?

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Dude, people stay away from crazy. But when you got shit, nobody messes with you. Get off the crapper next time.

this îs why people should always have their phonea with them in the toilet :) plus, when ur bored, u could always play gaaammeesss :D

Well you priolly already had a mess to clean up but I woulda got up off that toilet quicker than fast and beat their asses finishing off the diareaa sp? on their heads that's what fuckers get for messing with your house

This guy gives a whole new meaning to "a shitty situation"

did you at least wipe?

Lol I always bring my phone with me. in fact....I'm taking a shit as I type this =)

me too.

Me three

c-c-c-combo breaker

"looking for my treasure!?" proceed: unload on their faces

You should be happy that you were safe in a locked bathroom away from possibly armed men, though that really sucks.

old pun

Fuck up! Have a nice day. :)

lol

You've 'robbed' the hopes of people's hearts in which they believed no one would use that pun ever again.

puns like this Want to make me tear my eyes out...

Testthecoal- Hahaha. Nice. :)

As funny as that pun was when I first heard it, when it's misused it's not that great.

keep a pistol in every room in the house

wow, as funny as it is I think I heard that a million times everyone talks about jersey shore, but thanks.

yes!!!

http://www.google.com/m/url?client=safari&ei=MVq3TbjhEdbZlgfV94aOAQ&hl=en&oe=UTF-8&q=http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_Fladoodles_real&ved=0CB4QFjAC&usg=AFQjCNGFddbgAKWP5h38wgX1JiuFMp988g

omg srry tht was a mistake -_- i didnt mean to paste

that would scare the shit out of me .

I was thinking the same thing.

hahaha nicee

that's hilarious !!!!! XD

zing!

lol I see what u did there :0

Awesome!!!

literally!

LOLLLL hahahaha

#116 It's not like they'd find it or anything y'know there only looking through everything for valuables -_- Robbers: " OH HEY A GUN!"

^lmao so true.

#3 I was thinking the exact same thing!

In a situation like that, you gotta let the shot hit the fan and go kick some ass.

boobs

Haha this is great.

run out there and shit on them.... gross but hey, they're stealing your stuff!

to get robbed? or have violent explosive hershey squirts?

I think a combination of both

we^(my team and I) think this is hilarious but scary at the same time •.•

awesome.

#6 anymore extremely original puns you want to throw out there?

Ypu put wayyy too much effort into your comment! LOL :)

***You

hahah simply amazing

#6 wins the internets!

Haha, I agree.

your comment is an upper-decker! |the kid|

I wanted to thumbs up this comment but it has 69 thumbs up. RESPECT THE 69.

LOL

this guy spends to much time on FML. still a genius . lmao

That was hilarious

6 succeeds in reminding me of Pendatik. A huge compliment.

that was like poetry and ur a genius

lol!!

Exactly this. If you come at them like some senile fool with liquefied shit flowing down your leg and a handful of it ready to throw at the robbers, it's pretty much a guarantee that they will NOT fuck with you again.

This made my night. I will, also, never forget this comment.

This. I can take a shower, I can clean my pants and my carpet. OP is a fool. You must have homeowners insurance.

lmfao!!!!!!

I used to have a girlfriend that used to throw her turds at me, no joke. She used to laugh with glee as she squirted one out into the palm of her hand and then proceeded to launch it at me aiming specifically at mine eyes!!!

lol!!

the fuck?

Thanks for that, 75, I just vomited.

omg #75 is she still your gf

75- sexy.

Dude your girlfriend was messed up...

OMG!!! I COULD NOT READ THIS WITHOUT LAFFING HYSTERICLY!!!

omg they should make a scary movie like that

same sgit

LMAO!!! haha this made my dayyy

what do you think?