FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ouch - / Monday 25 April 2011 19:31 / Canada

Intimacy

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By giantsfan2010 | 23

#2405359 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

By sarah_cheverie | 0

#2405356 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:29

Failure...

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By flipstar530 | 0

#2405354 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:29

wow. sucks

whymee55 | 6

#2405389 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:34

giraffes against ceiling fans! I'm guessing she IS a giraffe after you accidentally lifted her over 5 ft in the air. think about it.

LunaNstars | 0

#2405412 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:38

the poor girl does not have to be a giraffe to reach the ceiling. he just lifted her up too high. and simultaneously turned her off :/

rhiseph | 0

#2405448 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:44

guess you aren't getting lucky :(

YacL | 15

#2405471 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:47

Jeez, how low was that ceiling? Or how tall are you?

joeismyhoe | 0

#2405515 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:57

you must be freaking 7 feet or taller

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2405525 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:59

That's sexy!

bravesfan112233 | 0

#2406182 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:54

FINISH HER!!!

kyndaldawn95 | 0

#2406287 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:08

Either he or she is a Giraffe

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2406595 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:09

Lmao #90

31889 | 0

#2406801 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:46

It could have been worse....she could have been to heavy to pick up

mmedeiros14 | 0

#2406927 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:06

^ This is true.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2407020 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:16

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't a major concussion.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2407038 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:20

this reminds me of this question my friend asks "on a scale of 1-7, how many giraffes are you?" (meaning how high are you since giraffes are tall...yeah)

cool story Haley!

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2407093 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:27

ceiling cock block win!!!

ceiling cat iz watchin

zendaddy0 | 0

#2407172 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:37

#90 it's finish ON her

drew2711 | 0

#2407427 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:12

see if you were smooth(like me) you would have just got on top of her and started violently humping!

kateeeh | 0

#2407487 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:24

uhhh im 5'6" and i lift my baby cousin in the air & depending on the ceiling she can easily touch it so there ya go

ucofresh | 4

#2407731 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:06

90 FTW!!!

DrewSmooth | 0

#2407844 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:30

kateeh. your argument is invalid because you love Justin bieber.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2407861 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:33

243, let me start by saying Amen, brother.

nickward5252 | 0

#2407890 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:41

hahahahaha

bighit81 | 0

#2407936 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:50

hey(:

DrewSmooth | 0

#2407946 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:52

^umm...I think I'll be going now..

isaidexcuseme | 0

#2408022 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:04

very truee

DrewSmooth | 0

#2408039 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:09

Bunny, if you started with that, what were you going to finish with? :P

SunshineBoy21 | 0

#2408228 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:55

My thoughts exactly! Maybe in Canada they have 6 foot ceilings ;)

omg_a_BALLOON | 0

#2408308 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:20

Just like your mom last night.

slantyshanty | 7

#2408355 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:37

to put your head through the roof? that must have taken a lot of force to do. your lucky it was a mild concussion.

nswan | 5

#2408468 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:53

hit her head, get no head.

dirtyblond | 4

#2408579 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:10

#90,#210,ó all WIN! :)

MrBrick | 0

#2408752 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:41

Kateeh, why is Justin grabbing his vagina?

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2408825 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:58

poor kateeh has bad taste in music. i think beiber is trying to pull her testicles out from inside her stomach

pitchblease | 2

#2409578 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:08

win

Ihatethesenames | 0

#2410501 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:10

she didn't get to

prince122 | 0

#2423062 - Thursday 28 April 2011 14:47

it sounds like a sexy position to me.

sheribb | 5

#2436932 - Sunday 1 May 2011 3:35

how did you manage to put her head through the ceiling ? you would have literally had to have thrown her up in the air

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2442837 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:14

I guess they should raise the roof...

oh no! r u saying u roofied her, op? naughty naughty!

SirreAibohRose | 0

#2547100 - Sunday 22 May 2011 4:00

Awww, the poor Canadians! The ceilings are too low and the getting is tough when you're trying to get it on. D:

By sarah_cheverie | 0

#2405356 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:29

Failure...

Garayy | 0

#2405535 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:02

1.Did she have big boobs?
2.Was she Muslim?
3.DID YOU KEEP GOING?!?!!!?!??

sourcherri23xx | 0

#2406063 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:35

super fail

mexicutioner123 | 0

#2406376 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:28

epic fail

nmearayta | 0

#2406434 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:38

(insert adjective) fail

F14Shado | 0

#2406539 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:56

fail whale

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2406624 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:13

Mega Fail! KYS ^

whitesox365 | 0

#2406760 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:38

choochoo! hop aboard the failtrain! or bump your head trying to get on!

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2407063 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:22

fail bird!!!

ka ka ka ka.... pfffft!

Bravo11 | 14

#2407357 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:03

Fail Boat!

ivanoff | 0

#2407396 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:07

At least she won't remember how bad you are in bed

FailBear920 | 19

#2407444 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:15

Failbear920!

KingDingALing | 9

#2407602 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:41

KiddNYC- KYS = Kiss your sack?

wisericky | 12

#2407709 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:01

fail sause?

every1luvsvag | 10

#2407751 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:10

* Sauce.

MyChemical_fml | 0

#2407755 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:10

223 - I think it means kill yourself.. But yours was funnier :D..

Asario | 0

#2407807 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:22

its too bad it wasnt more serious. then shed be unconcious and you could do anything you wanted with her! and you cant get in trouble for rape, as you were told that she was indeed going to have the sex with you.

omfgTACOsYeSs | 0

#2408178 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:42

your dads condom failed:P ... bing bing bing. we have a winner.

shaggyfresh | 0

#2408208 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:49

super dick

MiserableDarling | 0

#2408231 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:55

240: despicable, vile, wretched, repulsive... what other words could I use to describe you?

Lolzasaur1337 | 0

#2408462 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:50

dear god how tall are you... or how low is the ceiling

dirtyblond | 4

#2408604 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:13

Your mommas abortion was a fail.

glitterysnails | 7

#2409148 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:28

How do you lift someone so high they hit the ceiling? Do you live in a hobbit house?

sarah_cheverie | 0

#2413222 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:40

I love you...

Asario | 0

#2414396 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:43

270: you can call me sexy. :)

AMagicalLeoplura | 0

#2414944 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:47

223- Kick Yoda's stomach

nejacobsen | 0

#2426115 - Thursday 28 April 2011 23:59

hahaahqhahahaha go try again..

ClumzyBunny | 0

#2431758 - Saturday 30 April 2011 3:55

tactical facepalm

heybowchick | 0

#2485278 - Monday 9 May 2011 23:48

OUCH! Just like your name! :)

By CRrawsum | 7

#2405357 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that happened to my brother once...

TeDDY0522 | 0

#2405397 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:35

that happened 2 me too but it wasnt the ceilin it was the fan..I'm lucky though I actually realized it was there and saved my gf from gettin her head chopped off..

tesuan | 0

#2405418 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:38

WTF #3 how do u know?

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2405492 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:53

24 My thoughts exactly!

CRrawsum | 7

#2405532 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:01

No, he smashed his head through a ceiling before, not while has was fucking. o.O

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2405996 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:24

Actually 18, Mythbusters proved that impossible.

shrinkydinks | 0

#2406221 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:59

omfg! I totally was just enjoying your picture! that's tripped the hell out of me!

oolama | 2

#2406272 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:07

...incest?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2406537 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:56

I don't get it 24...

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2406658 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:20

I would hope it was not while has was fucking.

docscientist | 9

#2406700 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:27

Decapitation by a ceiling fan? I don't think so.

CRrawsum | 7

#2407120 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:31

HAHAHA I've smashed my head into ceiling fans multiple times.

CRrawsum | 7

#2407842 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:30

oh, and why not Doc?

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2407910 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:45

CRrawsum- are you stupid ? oh wait, yes you are. youre just a little 13-14 year old. you cant be beheaded by a ceiling fan. first, its not sharp enough to cut you. it might just bang your head a bit. and second, you shouldnt even be on here.

DrewSmooth | 0

#2408056 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:11

^umadbro? anti-flood

CRrawsum | 7

#2408160 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:37

Ah, thanks dad. I wasn't aware I wasn't old enough for this, I'll delete my account as soon as possible. Once again, sorry dad.

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2408235 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:57

260- naah, it's just some people shouldnt try being a smart ass

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2408250 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:59

265- i guess you cant read either, huh. because obviously you didnt read the part where it asks if you are 17 and older. huh. and your welcome son.

TeDDY0522 | 0

#2408744 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:38

I was kinda messin around bout her gettin her head chopped off..it was on medium power but I know that wud have hurt like hell and she wud never let me live through it

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2409748 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:06

Hey, 273, you're 21 years old and you're picking on someone who is 14 over the Internet. Grow up.

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2410567 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:28

312- im not picking. im looking out for.

CRrawsum | 7

#2412106 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:33

<3 so funny :]

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2414665 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:41

334- TRUCE (:

Saint_Pete_Saint | 0

#2419095 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:22

3 I can burst ur bubble of I want to

CRrawsum | 7

#2420926 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

Truce I suppose...

CRrawsum | 7

#2420929 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

Truce I suppose...

CRrawsum | 7

#2420932 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

Truce I suppose...1

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2422086 - Thursday 28 April 2011 7:28

wtf ! girl i am so sorry. my fucking little 16 year old brother hacked my account & yeah, said all that shit.

By Beebow_fml | 5

#2405358 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Put her head through the headboard next time

marilynmanson646 | 0

#2406597 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:09

hot

murlocholmes | 5

#2407040 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:20

alright... that's enough foreplay...

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#2405359 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

stfuitscindeeeh9 | 3

#2405481 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:50

seems like it.

crewgirl2010 | 0

#2406283 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:08

lmfao

johnson94 | 5

#2406428 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:36

it's best to not lose your head and stay calm in these situations... teehee!

iwubbtitties_fml | 0

#2407059 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:22

na she was prob asian

PuddinB | 3

#2407351 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:02

right. how tall is he lol

TrackGirl19 | 29

#6014984 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:57

His girlfriend was probably really small and not very heavy..

By xAustinZx | 0

#2405361 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

you fucked her senseless

mexicutioner123 | 0

#2406390 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:30

haha ^ win

hilariexcore | 0

#2407660 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:49

i think it's more "fail" than "win." He didn't get to have sex with her; he gave her a concussion before he got to that part..

BahahahLOL | 0

#2408327 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:26

SMH 226

Fuck my generation.

every1luvsvag | 10

#2413762 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:51

278- Suck My Hat?

gearsmaster | 0

#2415071 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:25

damn canadians and their gnome houses. I bonk my head everytime I don't go into a canadian house. which is always.

Xoey | 0

#2428046 - Friday 29 April 2011 6:52

gnomes are found in the United states as well.

By iamfreakinkylie | 0

#2405362 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

damn...

number1beaner | 0

#2406584 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:06

and I bet you still banged her huh.

hellosir23 | 0

#2407178 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:37

136- lmfao

iamfreakinkylie | 0

#2413719 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:28

oh yea(;

Jojo08_fml | 0

#2603470 - Thursday 2 June 2011 4:05

haha what a loser (:

By Ricky_Diggler | 0

#2405363 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

woohoo, you f***Ed her lights out.

Mice_fml | 0

#2406083 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:38

he did more than that

sebastianduarte1 | 0

#2406684 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:24

8. i see what you did there

Aznboifreakster | 0

#2407184 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:38

lol

By JenL_fml | 7

#2405364 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

How low is the ceiling? o.O

Daerauko | 0

#2406329 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:16

ever hear of a dropped ceiling?

dl7708 | 0

#2406463 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:41

who cares!

JenL_fml | 7

#2406743 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:34

Actually, no I haven't. You learn something new every day...

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2407932 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:49

227- stop drawing attention to yourself & put some clothes on. kay ? thanks(:

dirtyblond | 4

#2408634 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:20

You're hot!;O ^

annasakki | 0

#2409194 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:46

and ur dirty :)

vclare | 0

#2409939 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:30

or how high is the couch!?

every1luvsvag | 10

#2413770 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:54

I would like to go ahead and say that every girl that has commented on this is hot.

annasakki | 0

#2415968 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:36

polar bears are soooooo cute

SirreAibohRose | 0

#2547124 - Sunday 22 May 2011 4:08

Lol #369, relevance? :P

By eddieyes | 0

#2405366 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:31

do you guys live in a cave or what

awkid23 | 0

#2405942 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:16

wtf? how could you put a head through rock without smashing the head first dipshit

Sprocket | 5

#2406687 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:25

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