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By Ouch - 25/4/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Intimacy

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By DumbFish - 5/4/2017 22:00

Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/1/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By KillMeNow - 6/6/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/3/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

True romantic

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/4/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/2/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/9/2018 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML

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By Zinfandel - 7/8/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/8/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By never ending story - 20/4/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, it doesn’t matter that I had major surgery on my hand 2 days ago and am supposed to be on bed rest with no hand movement for 3 weeks. According to my father and my husband, it doesn’t excuse me from wifely house duties and being the sole caretaker of our one-year-old. FML

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By joy - 7/2/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By DMitch - 15/5/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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By loneliness - 30/12/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

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By Alex - 26/3/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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By Jessica - 27/12/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

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By ostler - 2/12/2009 13:27 - United Kingdom

Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML

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By roseland - 7/7/2013 20:07 - United States - Hilton

Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML

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By Firepants - 28/8/2010 16:04 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

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By ZombieGirl - 11/8/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa

Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML

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By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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By ChubbyAmerican - 22/5/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

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By - 5/6/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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By FML - 21/12/2013 16:58 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML

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By dealtit - 30/7/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/4/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/1/2015 21:05 - United States

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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By Andrew - 23/10/2012 19:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/2/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Nicole - 13/3/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/5/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By Bekah - 4/7/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/1/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/7/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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By Superdumb - 26/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML

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By Jonoq - 4/10/2019 16:00 - Canada

Stress factor 11

Today, in a 2-hour period at work, I had to talk to the cops, clean up shit and clean up vomit, yet none of these events were related. The worst part is, I work as a lifeguard and none of this is in the job description. FML

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By pincushion - 31/12/2016 05:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a CT scan done with contrast. My tech seemed competent in his job so I wasn't nervous, until he tried to start my IV. It took him 3 attempts to get it right. Not only was I stuck 3 times, he also blew one of my veins. I now have severely bruised arms and what look like track marks. FML

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By canadiankc - 4/6/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By kylie18xx21 - 1/2/2013 15:26 - United States

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/4/2020 02:00

Deal or no Deal

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

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By giantsfan2010 | 23

#2405359 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

By sarah_cheverie | 0

#2405356 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:29

Failure...

COMMENTS

By flipstar530 | 0

#2405354 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:29

wow. sucks

whymee55 | 6

#2405389 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:34

giraffes against ceiling fans! I'm guessing she IS a giraffe after you accidentally lifted her over 5 ft in the air. think about it.

LunaNstars | 0

#2405412 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:38

the poor girl does not have to be a giraffe to reach the ceiling. he just lifted her up too high. and simultaneously turned her off :/

rhiseph | 0

#2405448 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:44

guess you aren't getting lucky :(

YacL | 15

#2405471 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:47

Jeez, how low was that ceiling? Or how tall are you?

joeismyhoe | 0

#2405515 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:57

you must be freaking 7 feet or taller

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2405525 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:59

That's sexy!

bravesfan112233 | 0

#2406182 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:54

FINISH HER!!!

kyndaldawn95 | 0

#2406287 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:08

Either he or she is a Giraffe

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2406595 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:09

Lmao #90

31889 | 0

#2406801 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:46

It could have been worse....she could have been to heavy to pick up

mmedeiros14 | 0

#2406927 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:06

^ This is true.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2407020 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:16

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't a major concussion.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2407038 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:20

this reminds me of this question my friend asks "on a scale of 1-7, how many giraffes are you?" (meaning how high are you since giraffes are tall...yeah)

cool story Haley!

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2407093 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:27

ceiling cock block win!!!

ceiling cat iz watchin

zendaddy0 | 0

#2407172 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:37

#90 it's finish ON her

drew2711 | 0

#2407427 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:12

see if you were smooth(like me) you would have just got on top of her and started violently humping!

kateeeh | 0

#2407487 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:24

uhhh im 5'6" and i lift my baby cousin in the air & depending on the ceiling she can easily touch it so there ya go

ucofresh | 4

#2407731 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:06

90 FTW!!!

DrewSmooth | 0

#2407844 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:30

kateeh. your argument is invalid because you love Justin bieber.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2407861 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:33

243, let me start by saying Amen, brother.

nickward5252 | 0

#2407890 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:41

hahahahaha

bighit81 | 0

#2407936 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:50

hey(:

DrewSmooth | 0

#2407946 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:52

^umm...I think I'll be going now..

isaidexcuseme | 0

#2408022 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:04

very truee

DrewSmooth | 0

#2408039 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:09

Bunny, if you started with that, what were you going to finish with? :P

SunshineBoy21 | 0

#2408228 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:55

My thoughts exactly! Maybe in Canada they have 6 foot ceilings ;)

omg_a_BALLOON | 0

#2408308 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:20

Just like your mom last night.

slantyshanty | 7

#2408355 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:37

to put your head through the roof? that must have taken a lot of force to do. your lucky it was a mild concussion.

nswan | 5

#2408468 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:53

hit her head, get no head.

dirtyblond | 4

#2408579 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:10

#90,#210,ó all WIN! :)

MrBrick | 0

#2408752 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:41

Kateeh, why is Justin grabbing his vagina?

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2408825 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:58

poor kateeh has bad taste in music. i think beiber is trying to pull her testicles out from inside her stomach

pitchblease | 2

#2409578 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:08

win

Ihatethesenames | 0

#2410501 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:10

she didn't get to

prince122 | 0

#2423062 - Thursday 28 April 2011 14:47

it sounds like a sexy position to me.

sheribb | 5

#2436932 - Sunday 1 May 2011 3:35

how did you manage to put her head through the ceiling ? you would have literally had to have thrown her up in the air

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2442837 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:14

I guess they should raise the roof...

oh no! r u saying u roofied her, op? naughty naughty!

SirreAibohRose | 0

#2547100 - Sunday 22 May 2011 4:00

Awww, the poor Canadians! The ceilings are too low and the getting is tough when you're trying to get it on. D:

By sarah_cheverie | 0

#2405356 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:29

Failure...

Garayy | 0

#2405535 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:02

1.Did she have big boobs?
2.Was she Muslim?
3.DID YOU KEEP GOING?!?!!!?!??

sourcherri23xx | 0

#2406063 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:35

super fail

mexicutioner123 | 0

#2406376 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:28

epic fail

nmearayta | 0

#2406434 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:38

(insert adjective) fail

F14Shado | 0

#2406539 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:56

fail whale

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2406624 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:13

Mega Fail! KYS ^

whitesox365 | 0

#2406760 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:38

choochoo! hop aboard the failtrain! or bump your head trying to get on!

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2407063 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:22

fail bird!!!

ka ka ka ka.... pfffft!

Bravo11 | 14

#2407357 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:03

Fail Boat!

ivanoff | 0

#2407396 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:07

At least she won't remember how bad you are in bed

FailBear920 | 19

#2407444 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:15

Failbear920!

KingDingALing | 9

#2407602 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:41

KiddNYC- KYS = Kiss your sack?

wisericky | 12

#2407709 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:01

fail sause?

every1luvsvag | 10

#2407751 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:10

* Sauce.

MyChemical_fml | 0

#2407755 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:10

223 - I think it means kill yourself.. But yours was funnier :D..

Asario | 0

#2407807 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:22

its too bad it wasnt more serious. then shed be unconcious and you could do anything you wanted with her! and you cant get in trouble for rape, as you were told that she was indeed going to have the sex with you.

omfgTACOsYeSs | 0

#2408178 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:42

your dads condom failed:P ... bing bing bing. we have a winner.

shaggyfresh | 0

#2408208 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:49

super dick

MiserableDarling | 0

#2408231 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:55

240: despicable, vile, wretched, repulsive... what other words could I use to describe you?

Lolzasaur1337 | 0

#2408462 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:50

dear god how tall are you... or how low is the ceiling

dirtyblond | 4

#2408604 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:13

Your mommas abortion was a fail.

glitterysnails | 7

#2409148 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:28

How do you lift someone so high they hit the ceiling? Do you live in a hobbit house?

sarah_cheverie | 0

#2413222 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:40

I love you...

Asario | 0

#2414396 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:43

270: you can call me sexy. :)

AMagicalLeoplura | 0

#2414944 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:47

223- Kick Yoda's stomach

nejacobsen | 0

#2426115 - Thursday 28 April 2011 23:59

hahaahqhahahaha go try again..

ClumzyBunny | 0

#2431758 - Saturday 30 April 2011 3:55

tactical facepalm

heybowchick | 0

#2485278 - Monday 9 May 2011 23:48

OUCH! Just like your name! :)

By CRrawsum | 7

#2405357 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that happened to my brother once...

TeDDY0522 | 0

#2405397 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:35

that happened 2 me too but it wasnt the ceilin it was the fan..I'm lucky though I actually realized it was there and saved my gf from gettin her head chopped off..

tesuan | 0

#2405418 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:38

WTF #3 how do u know?

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2405492 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:53

24 My thoughts exactly!

CRrawsum | 7

#2405532 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:01

No, he smashed his head through a ceiling before, not while has was fucking. o.O

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2405996 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:24

Actually 18, Mythbusters proved that impossible.

shrinkydinks | 0

#2406221 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:59

omfg! I totally was just enjoying your picture! that's tripped the hell out of me!

oolama | 2

#2406272 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:07

...incest?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2406537 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:56

I don't get it 24...

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2406658 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:20

I would hope it was not while has was fucking.

docscientist | 9

#2406700 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:27

Decapitation by a ceiling fan? I don't think so.

CRrawsum | 7

#2407120 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:31

HAHAHA I've smashed my head into ceiling fans multiple times.

CRrawsum | 7

#2407842 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:30

oh, and why not Doc?

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2407910 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:45

CRrawsum- are you stupid ? oh wait, yes you are. youre just a little 13-14 year old. you cant be beheaded by a ceiling fan. first, its not sharp enough to cut you. it might just bang your head a bit. and second, you shouldnt even be on here.

DrewSmooth | 0

#2408056 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:11

^umadbro? anti-flood

CRrawsum | 7

#2408160 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:37

Ah, thanks dad. I wasn't aware I wasn't old enough for this, I'll delete my account as soon as possible. Once again, sorry dad.

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2408235 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:57

260- naah, it's just some people shouldnt try being a smart ass

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2408250 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:59

265- i guess you cant read either, huh. because obviously you didnt read the part where it asks if you are 17 and older. huh. and your welcome son.

TeDDY0522 | 0

#2408744 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:38

I was kinda messin around bout her gettin her head chopped off..it was on medium power but I know that wud have hurt like hell and she wud never let me live through it

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2409748 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:06

Hey, 273, you're 21 years old and you're picking on someone who is 14 over the Internet. Grow up.

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2410567 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:28

312- im not picking. im looking out for.

CRrawsum | 7

#2412106 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:33

<3 so funny :]

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2414665 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:41

334- TRUCE (:

Saint_Pete_Saint | 0

#2419095 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:22

3 I can burst ur bubble of I want to

CRrawsum | 7

#2420926 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

Truce I suppose...

CRrawsum | 7

#2420929 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

Truce I suppose...

CRrawsum | 7

#2420932 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

Truce I suppose...1

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2422086 - Thursday 28 April 2011 7:28

wtf ! girl i am so sorry. my fucking little 16 year old brother hacked my account & yeah, said all that shit.

By Beebow_fml | 5

#2405358 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Put her head through the headboard next time

marilynmanson646 | 0

#2406597 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:09

hot

murlocholmes | 5

#2407040 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:20

alright... that's enough foreplay...

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#2405359 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

stfuitscindeeeh9 | 3

#2405481 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:50

seems like it.

crewgirl2010 | 0

#2406283 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:08

lmfao

johnson94 | 5

#2406428 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:36

it's best to not lose your head and stay calm in these situations... teehee!

iwubbtitties_fml | 0

#2407059 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:22

na she was prob asian

PuddinB | 3

#2407351 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:02

right. how tall is he lol

TrackGirl19 | 29

#6014984 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:57

His girlfriend was probably really small and not very heavy..

By xAustinZx | 0

#2405361 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

you fucked her senseless

mexicutioner123 | 0

#2406390 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:30

haha ^ win

hilariexcore | 0

#2407660 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:49

i think it's more "fail" than "win." He didn't get to have sex with her; he gave her a concussion before he got to that part..

BahahahLOL | 0

#2408327 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:26

SMH 226

Fuck my generation.

every1luvsvag | 10

#2413762 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:51

278- Suck My Hat?

gearsmaster | 0

#2415071 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:25

damn canadians and their gnome houses. I bonk my head everytime I don't go into a canadian house. which is always.

Xoey | 0

#2428046 - Friday 29 April 2011 6:52

gnomes are found in the United states as well.

By iamfreakinkylie | 0

#2405362 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

damn...

number1beaner | 0

#2406584 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:06

and I bet you still banged her huh.

hellosir23 | 0

#2407178 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:37

136- lmfao

iamfreakinkylie | 0

#2413719 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:28

oh yea(;

Jojo08_fml | 0

#2603470 - Thursday 2 June 2011 4:05

haha what a loser (:

By Ricky_Diggler | 0

#2405363 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

woohoo, you f***Ed her lights out.

Mice_fml | 0

#2406083 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:38

he did more than that

sebastianduarte1 | 0

#2406684 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:24

8. i see what you did there

Aznboifreakster | 0

#2407184 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:38

lol

By JenL_fml | 7

#2405364 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

How low is the ceiling? o.O

Daerauko | 0

#2406329 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:16

ever hear of a dropped ceiling?

dl7708 | 0

#2406463 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:41

who cares!

JenL_fml | 7

#2406743 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:34

Actually, no I haven't. You learn something new every day...

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2407932 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:49

227- stop drawing attention to yourself & put some clothes on. kay ? thanks(:

dirtyblond | 4

#2408634 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:20

You're hot!;O ^

annasakki | 0

#2409194 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:46

and ur dirty :)

vclare | 0

#2409939 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:30

or how high is the couch!?

every1luvsvag | 10

#2413770 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:54

I would like to go ahead and say that every girl that has commented on this is hot.

annasakki | 0

#2415968 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:36

polar bears are soooooo cute

SirreAibohRose | 0

#2547124 - Sunday 22 May 2011 4:08

Lol #369, relevance? :P

By eddieyes | 0

#2405366 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:31

do you guys live in a cave or what

awkid23 | 0

#2405942 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:16

wtf? how could you put a head through rock without smashing the head first dipshit

Sprocket | 5

#2406687 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:25

PROTECTIVE HEADGEAR.