FML : Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and...

Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

lemonlime66 Say more :

Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).

By lemonlime66 / Friday 20 November 2015 00:25 / United States - Lyman

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By Medieval_Unicorn | 24

#6466181 - Friday 20 November 2015 21:39

That escalated quickly

By stryder9090 | 28

#6466182 - Friday 20 November 2015 21:40

That might be the quickest escalation I've ever heard before

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By idefka | 33

#6465844 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:12

I feel like you are going to be friend zoned so hard.

Gloomzz | 26

#6465847 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:16

OP may have lost interest in him after that comment

gamermonster | 34

#6465849 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:20

Yup

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6465867 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:59

I feel like they already were...

By gamermonster | 34

#6465846 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:16

How can people think that you deserved it? FYL OP

itwasntme14 | 19

#6465856 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:39

I'm assuming they think that if she was actually "hot and sweaty" that she deserves to be told that.

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6466382 - Saturday 21 November 2015 3:42

Surely the whole point is to end up with a girl who is hot and sweaty.

By Supaviper | 14

#6465848 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:17

That's one dumb crush.

confused_wandere | 26

#6465998 - Friday 20 November 2015 16:50

Because saying a completely normal thing makes you dumb does it? Just because the OP has a crush on him, doesn't mean the feeling is mutual. It's not like he's got some magic detector that lets him know he's into him does he?

confused_wandere | 26

#6466011 - Friday 20 November 2015 17:22

I meant say 'who's into him' not 'he's into him'

Supaviper | 14

#6466163 - Friday 20 November 2015 21:11

What I'm saying is he's dumb for calling her hot because she looked sweaty.

NomeDMF | 17

#6466200 - Friday 20 November 2015 22:14

.....well. Typically, if you're hot, you sweat. So does that still make him dumb?

Supaviper | 14

#6466263 - Saturday 21 November 2015 0:31

nowadays hot tends to mean good-looking. When was the last time I heard someone calling someone else hot referring to sweat?

littlekellilee | 45

#6466481 - Saturday 21 November 2015 7:34

"John is hot. He has a fever."

"I'm feeling really warm. Are you as hot as me right now?"

By A07 | 47

#6465857 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:45

Sounds like it's more likely you get employee of the month than the guy

By max_dilbe | 14

#6465860 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:53

Should have tried saying "I'm hot and sweaty for you baby..". I mean it could go either way though.. :P
PS: But seriously, I don't get the whole hype about distant crushes. Go ask that person out, be nice about it.. If it doesn't work out, atleast you can move on..

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6465869 - Friday 20 November 2015 12:00

Somehow I think that would have made things more awkward...

max_dilbe | 14

#6465874 - Friday 20 November 2015 12:07

Hahahaha yeah I was just being sarcastic.. :P

The "PS" part was the actual comment :D

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6465865 - Friday 20 November 2015 11:58

The "hot" vs. "hot" response... Gets me every time.

By trulypar | 34

#6465879 - Friday 20 November 2015 12:14

Hot and sweaty may not be the best compliment, but at least he could tell the OP is a hard worker...that's still something to be proud of.

By SashaTaras | 26

#6465883 - Friday 20 November 2015 12:22

Don't feel bad about yourself, it was a mistake of hot or hot. Next time you see your crush say the same thing to them and try to make it an inside joke and become friends. Keep it up and no more just crush