Money: Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet...

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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You deserved it 2 312

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 20:00

Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how looks everyday. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 407

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 681

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:17

So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:14

I'm thinking the wallet was stolen earlier and the guy drove to the station to get it, then his house was robbed. Otherwise it's not clear enough.

Comments

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:14

That'll teach you to be more careful with your wallet.

Queenfaria 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:07

You are an idiot.

beaiguana 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 0:50

He was being sarcastic.

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:17

So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:53

Wow, that's ****** up. I'm sorry, man.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:14

I'm thinking the wallet was stolen earlier and the guy drove to the station to get it, then his house was robbed. Otherwise it's not clear enough.

samenames 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:14

And you're on this website instead of trying to find out who robbed the place why?

Queenfaria 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:08

What ? You suddenly want him to become a detective? You try finding out who robbed you after being robbed. See how easy that is. Moron..

teentee401 36

Saturday 1 August 2015 10:27

Why do people always comment something like this? OP could've come home, called the cops, and gotten all of that sorted out and THEN written the FML. Do you think they literally wrote this as soon as they discovered the robbery?

Justinc_ 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:11

The police are having some laughs. LULZ galore.

Eladar 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 14:46

So they stole your wallet...got your address, and knew you were out, so they broke in and stole stuff... That part is understandable... But why the **** would they not have taken the computer? And it's not like you'd be at work after JUST getting robbed...

paperplanes92 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 13:59

peopleeee maybe it didnt actually happen today, but all FMLS have to start that way..

Hey_Darl 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 14:16

Haha nice #15, and very true conclusion #19 but maybe they did, he probably had bought another one though, but keep your wallet in a safe place next time, so you don't lose it again!