By I'mSoHungry - 11/1/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

I am very hungry

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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By jfigley | 1

#7873465 - Friday 10 January 2020 20:18

Haha, this is a legit FML. Sorry about you lunch tho. That blows...

By chyiochan | 30

#7873501 - Friday 10 January 2020 23:59

Ah yes, the ol' grey poupon!

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By jfigley | 1

#7873465 - Friday 10 January 2020 20:18

Haha, this is a legit FML. Sorry about you lunch tho. That blows...

By chyiochan | 30

#7873501 - Friday 10 January 2020 23:59

Ah yes, the ol' grey poupon!

#7873505 - Saturday 11 January 2020 1:00

Mission successful

By BurnInDemonFire | 30

#7873566 - Saturday 11 January 2020 8:47

I hereby name that bird "Banner", so I can quote "Dick move, Banner", and cement my place as God of Gods.

By Jonkbaby | 18

#7873839 - Sunday 12 January 2020 15:54

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