By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Phantom pooper

Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

What's wrong with you? You're supposed to stay with your poop until you give it a proper farewell.

Sometimes a double flush is needed.
Sometimes a plunger.
Sometimes a poop knife.

By  heartbreaker  |  8

My ex-roomate frequently did the same thing. A half-flush. I started to hold my nose in preparation each time I entered the bathroom just in case. I lost count of the times I had to clean her mess before I could use the toilet myself. I had to 'check the bathroom' first anytime I had guests over. So gross. Now it is what I remember most about living with her. YDI.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

What's wrong with you? You're supposed to stay with your poop until you give it a proper farewell.

Sometimes a double flush is needed.
Sometimes a plunger.
Sometimes a poop knife.

By  wysegirl  |  19

typically a "my bad" is a good thing in this situation. shit happens.. as long as you own up to your shit no one is mad just grossed out

By  heartbreaker  |  8

My ex-roomate frequently did the same thing. A half-flush. I started to hold my nose in preparation each time I entered the bathroom just in case. I lost count of the times I had to clean her mess before I could use the toilet myself. I had to 'check the bathroom' first anytime I had guests over. So gross. Now it is what I remember most about living with her. YDI.