Phantom pooper

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 639
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What's wrong with you? You're supposed to stay with your poop until you give it a proper farewell. Sometimes a double flush is needed. Sometimes a plunger. Sometimes a poop knife.

My ex-roomate frequently did the same thing. A half-flush. I started to hold my nose in preparation each time I entered the bathroom just in case. I lost count of the times I had to clean her mess before I could use the toilet myself. I had to 'check the bathroom' first anytime I had guests over. So gross. Now it is what I remember most about living with her. YDI.

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What's wrong with you? You're supposed to stay with your poop until you give it a proper farewell. Sometimes a double flush is needed. Sometimes a plunger. Sometimes a poop knife.

wysegirl 21

typically a "my bad" is a good thing in this situation. shit happens.. as long as you own up to your shit no one is mad just grossed out

I don't think you need to say "shit happens" in this case. This story is about shit that literally happened. The figure of speech provides no illumination.

My ex-roomate frequently did the same thing. A half-flush. I started to hold my nose in preparation each time I entered the bathroom just in case. I lost count of the times I had to clean her mess before I could use the toilet myself. I had to 'check the bathroom' first anytime I had guests over. So gross. Now it is what I remember most about living with her. YDI.