Awesome.

Ydi for not having venomous guard snakes

... I now wish I had venomous gaurd snakes. That would be awesome.

reminds me of the movie cop out

Until they bite you. Then not so awesome.

And you didn't hear it?

Of course he didn't hear it. When people go #2 they grunt and make lots of noises.

well that shit musta been worth it huh...

And he didn't rob your poo?

Hear it?! I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD. He was probably gruntin' so hard he wouldn't have heard sirens outside.

good to know

"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.

LMFAO!

I did

LOL!

Shitty.

At least they didn't get your Laptop. Good turn, to take it with you while dumping.

Haha :) This makes me chuckle. But I'm sorry :(

sorry. My friends place was robbed while they were home too. the burglar cut a hole in the glass james bond style, no noise, nothing. Stole his moms jewerly, digital camera, 2 laptops. Burglar emptied my friends school gym bag an stuffed the loot in there. Shit happens. And some burglars are very sneaky that you may not even be aware it is happening.

Were you scared shitless? :)

LOL.

lmfao