Animals, Sex and Weird: Gastropod scandal

Gastropod scandal

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 04:00

Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML

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By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 17:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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cuz803 44

Friday 20 May 2022 4:15

Now that's ******* the life out of each other!!! ....okay I'll go now

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 May 2022 5:38

I guess he really... ...wait on it... ..."snailed" her!

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cuz803 44

Friday 20 May 2022 4:15

Now that's ******* the life out of each other!!! ....okay I'll go now

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 May 2022 5:38

I guess he really... ...wait on it... ..."snailed" her!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 20 May 2022 5:54

This must have happened at a snail's pace...

macone 30

Friday 20 May 2022 9:21

I think that's what they call 'death by snu snu'.

tarababy24 5

Friday 20 May 2022 23:23

Dammit you got to it first lmao

sixxis 7

Monday 23 May 2022 10:38

What’s worse, that you made this a topic or that you actually watched them bang until the end?

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Gastropod scandal

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