I wonder what would happen if OP's girlfriend queefed.

Nobody likes you now. You should just go.

Next goal for OP would be to actually having sex before he cums

That ejaculated quickly!

Lmao omfg that was a good one, 104.

Wh-what?

kinky

Seriously. I didn't see that cumming

Ridickulous, isn't it?

#32, just give up.

#32, please leave.

i thought those short, subjectless comments were the kind that got buried...

I must not spend enough time on fml to understand how two different people make the same level of crappy joke and one gets downvoted into oblivion and the other upvoted.

#32 i strongly advise that you spend about two hours in the Random category and read people's comments to understand what's tolerable on Fml. #105 one day you'll learn. The sad part is "well then..." Is nowhere near the worst comment on fml

Yeah, I wasn't feeling that creative... I'm actually surprised it didn't get buried to be honest, but I'm not complaining. :)

This is only the beginning. In time he'll find himself staring at a computer screen eating pizza jerking it to scat porn!

All fetishes are fairly specific.

When I was younger, I though scat porn was having sex while singing scat.

He might actually like 2 girls 1 cup. I thought I'd never see the day where someone actually likes that shit.

As someone else with a fart fetish I'd like to inform you that I find 2 girls 1 cup to be absolutely revolting. Don't be a jerk.

#112 why in the hell would you bring that video up it has scared enough people

HILARIOUS. Enjoyed that. Good sharing.

That was for 94

lol unintended pun

#94 this made me laugh so hard because until I googled scat porn earlier this morning I didn't know what It was either.

It must have been one hell of a fart; the vibration was too much to overcome.

You SICK LITTLE MONKEY

I've been watching Ren & Stimpy all week, it was the first thing that popped into my head

What's even weirder is that...his girlfriend...FARTED. Everyone knows ladies don't fart.

'Girl'friend, eh?

What's with the downvotes? I'm pretty sure #43 was kidding...

#50 he has over 30 upvotes. What downvotes?

Everyone farts 43, some women are just more cautious to not pass gas in front of an audience. But I think it's nice that OP and his girlfriend are comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.

Now we wait and see if he tells her he's into farting...

#110 #50 was clearly kidding.

Op should leave his account

How the hell is it nice?

Agree #7

LOLWUT.

LOLJOKE

It was from your own ass

I remember her first cum fart

What's a fart cum?

It says that OP is male.

She said everyone, that also includes women, unless you live In the 18 hundreds where women weren't even considered people. Somehow I doubt that.