Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
That was a rude gasture.
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thrifting
| 18
You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
That was a rude gasture.
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SmallyBigs
| 9
Sorry to hear OP, that really stinks :/
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lisslyi
| 19
I see what you did there.
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Arrow44
| 10
Oh no, not another list of fartstrating puns.
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j_729
| 18
9-Too bad there isn't a button for that
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Reading the passive aggressive "there's a button for that" comments is more annoying than reading the comments where they could have used the button.
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Did op gask her out afterwards?
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horne2
| 9
#26 it was a fart pun
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tootsie68
| 22
Karma's a bitch
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yahoowizard
| 16
True and irrelevant
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bribecrazyy
| 14
51, it is relevant. she said she would get him back. and she did. the fact that he farted is karma.
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swordidfate
| 13
Karma for what?
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
For tappin' that ass
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wallandpiece
| 16
I hope you know karma isn't real.
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timelessone
| 16
Then earls lifes work has been a waste.
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Poppipuff
| 14
64- No it isn't. You don't know what Karma is.
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Goblin182
| 26
I know what Karma is, Karma is a bitch.
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
"Don't say that, she's a nice lady!"
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leopardwilliam
| 22
Smooth...
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Well, we all fart in front of our significant other at some point (unless you're one of those weirdos who hides that stuff even after marriage). You're just getting a head start. I wouldn't make such a big deal out of it, she'll probably laugh about later while she's ripping her own at home.
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cristy91
| 33
When you said "hide that stuff" I just imagined a little old lady farting into jars and stashing them under the bed... I do agree with you, though, this could be signs to a bigger and better thing if she is able to just laugh it off
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RedPillSucks
| 31
hmmmm.... fart jelly.
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lolmigosh
| 15
Wow that's embarassing… Hopefully she doesn't care that much
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j_729
| 18
It wasn't his daughter
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Caitie_kid
| 8
5..... What??? I don't see where anyone said anything about a daughter besides you...
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j_729
| 18
He edited his comment and i ran out of time to edit mine. It did say "is it normal to slap your daughters ass?..."
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Ohhh I see. Sorry 'bout that, I was confused. ;)
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BlueFlatts
| 20
Ugh... Editing. Often causes me to down vote the person who doesn't deserve it.
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CrazyShytHappens
| 4
Isn't that the truth
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lolmigosh
| 15
At first I thought the FML said "my baby girl" instead of "a cute girl" so that's why I originally made the comment. I guess I wasn't reading it clear enough the first time but as soon as I realized my mistake I changed the comment. Hope that clears up any confusion
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Neyuu
| 18
#5, you made me laugh more than the fml did. Thanks for that hilarious mix up
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corocoro
| 30
Well, I guess she won't do that again.
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BeccaHugs
| 17
I don't see any way that you didn't deserve that. Slapping her ass (especially in public if thats where you were) is super rude. You had it comming.
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LissaMccracken
| 23
It doesn't sound like she had a problem with it!
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Zebediabolical
| 37
You say rude, I say playful. Neither of us is wrong. In certain circumstances.
Neither is universally applicable.
Neither is universally applicable.
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bipitydooiseeyou
| 6
My friends, a mix of guys and girls, would all run through the hallways at school slapping each other's asses. -_- Its not rude if you know each other and are okay with the person. xD
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farhad_71414
| 2
That's very funnnny
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BreynHope
| 11
Lol just laugh it off. Everyone farts.
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Jjimen1654
| 9
But op basically farted in her hand.
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Everybody toots, everybody farts--sometimes
(To the tune of everybody hurts)
(To the tune of everybody hurts)
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thrifting
| 18
You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.
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perdix
| 29
The game is called Grab Ass. It's poor form to use the Nuclear Option on the second move.
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Damian95
| 16
Idk what you just said, but it still sounds better than North Koreas military operations.
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cheshireau
| 26
This made me laugh out loud in class. Thanks :P