Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
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You gotta own it, assert dominance, they'll know you don't mess around if you make eye contact while it's happening

That... Is utterly hilarious

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That... Is utterly hilarious

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It was actually pretty damn useful and funny.

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...this is how lifelong work nicknames happen.

Why, because OP had a completely normal bodily function? Wow.

I believe "Shaggy" may be an appropriate nickname considering her comment.

Well the "Fart Lady," Shartzilla and Countess Sharts-o-lot would be appropriate.

You gotta own it, assert dominance, they'll know you don't mess around if you make eye contact while it's happening

The most clever comment in here.

The most clever reply to a comment in here.

If it wasn't you then who the hell was it?

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or you're just high..

No shame. Wear it like a champ.

Yup, bow and accept the applause.

Well it must not have smelled bad enough to make them run away before figuring out who did it.

man that stinks

It wasn't me! Just being there sounds hilarious to me. Fyl

​Nice fart.  Conflatulations.

You're punderful

This made me laugh so hard, coca-cola shot out of my nose.