Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
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Medieval_Unicorn 24
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You gotta own it, assert dominance, they'll know you don't mess around if you make eye contact while it's happening

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Stripez234 16
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That... Is utterly hilarious

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Stripez234 16
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That... Is utterly hilarious

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stevenbro 6
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pandaxpress 19
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It was actually pretty damn useful and funny.

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faeliality 20
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Zebediabolical 39
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...this is how lifelong work nicknames happen.

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Comebackkid420 7
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Why, because OP had a completely normal bodily function? Wow.

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Winterborn253 7
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I believe "Shaggy" may be an appropriate nickname considering her comment.

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andrmac 25
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Well the "Fart Lady," Shartzilla and Countess Sharts-o-lot would be appropriate.

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Medieval_Unicorn 24
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You gotta own it, assert dominance, they'll know you don't mess around if you make eye contact while it's happening

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Chikiriwak 17
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The most clever comment in here.

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lambda_fml 40
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The most clever reply to a comment in here.

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CamBamShamDaMan 26
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If it wasn't you then who the hell was it?

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DravensTheName 16
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Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or you're just high..

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stryder9090 28
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No shame. Wear it like a champ.

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Elban 20
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Yup, bow and accept the applause.

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Nickimariek 20
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Well it must not have smelled bad enough to make them run away before figuring out who did it.

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foolest 7
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man that stinks

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BDanzeisen 20
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It wasn't me! Just being there sounds hilarious to me. Fyl

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Andrewx8 12
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​Nice fart.  Conflatulations.

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Emma1562 35
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You're punderful

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FalloutScrolls 25
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This made me laugh so hard, coca-cola shot out of my nose.

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