Alex
Praying the gay away
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my boyfriend this Saturday, but his dad grounded him for being gay. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Yoooooo0
United States
FINE!
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
strictly cum prancing
United States
Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
mothtal
Bulgaria
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
cold
Phoenix, United States
Gasp
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Crafty
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Fresca11
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
DAD! NO!
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
Grounded
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
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core01 30
This was funnier when i thought you were a girl
tiptoppc 21
That’s sad, and disgusting. His father is a piece of shit if that’s how he reacts to his kid being gay. By punishing him. Sorry your boyfriend has to put up with shitty parents.
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core01 30
This was funnier when i thought you were a girl
tiptoppc 21
That’s sad, and disgusting. His father is a piece of shit if that’s how he reacts to his kid being gay. By punishing him. Sorry your boyfriend has to put up with shitty parents.