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Praying the gay away

By Alex - 10/06/2022 04:00

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my boyfriend this Saturday, but his dad grounded him for being gay. FML

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Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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core01 30

Friday 10 June 2022 5:41

This was funnier when i thought you were a girl

tiptoppc 19

Friday 10 June 2022 23:38

That’s sad, and disgusting. His father is a piece of shit if that’s how he reacts to his kid being gay. By punishing him. Sorry your boyfriend has to put up with shitty parents.

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core01 30

Friday 10 June 2022 5:41

This was funnier when i thought you were a girl

tiptoppc 19

Friday 10 June 2022 23:38

That’s sad, and disgusting. His father is a piece of shit if that’s how he reacts to his kid being gay. By punishing him. Sorry your boyfriend has to put up with shitty parents.

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