FML : Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make...

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

justash12 Say more :

OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

By justash12 / Sunday 25 August 2013 09:13 / United States - Kearny

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By Tall_Enough | 10

#5643175 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

By Welshite | 39

#5643176 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

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By Tall_Enough | 10

#5643175 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5643206 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:10

yea, sounds like a shitty situation for OP, but what can you doodoo when dootie calls

tacojauns | 44

#5643221 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:22

#23 CONGRATULATIONS you get the crappiest overused comment on this FML award! what are you going to do now?

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5643276 - Sunday 25 August 2013 18:00

wait for the thumbs down parade to begin?

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5643364 - Sunday 25 August 2013 19:29

A longer walk If he has diarrea

By Welshite | 39

#5643176 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5643202 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:09

There's no lions at Wild Wood, but there are some people off that cast of Jersey Shore, and they're 10 times more frightening than a bear.

Enslaved | 36

#5643207 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:11

Oh my! you forgot to mention the tigers. (:

Welshite | 39

#5643213 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:17

Tigers, lions, and bears (oh my) would be too cliche. I chose Winnie and Alex because they are pretty much harmless. Tigger is a vicious man-eater. I mean, have you seen the way he bounces? He can pounce on you without a hint of warning!

Enslaved | 36

#5643241 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:32

And spill your hunny pot! ):

Ummmm let's not forget the vicious Liger!

By Fireashes250 | 16

#5643178 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

Make him use poison ivy for toilet paper next time.

By FALLENSEBZERO | 16

#5643179 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

Duty called.

By JustBeingAwesome | 22

#5643180 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

Damn..Hope you had you your shoes on

JustBeingAwesome | 22

#5643185 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:59

Had your*

richiedbond | 16

#5643599 - Monday 26 August 2013 1:23

Got to disagree. If she was barefoot it is much easier to wash off. Way more disgusting but still, easier to clean.

By ForwardUn2Dawn | 18

#5643181 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:57

I'm sure you'll find a way to get him back. Piss in his sleeping bag?
By the way, puns incoming.

Elong8600 | 9

#5643191 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:01

Sounds like a...

perdix | 29

#5643201 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:05

. . .

*Lowers sunglasses*

. . .

HeartOfLead | 24

#5643216 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:20

... Shitty...

DrownedMyFish | 18

#5643223 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:23

....Situation

Wizardo | 33

#5643234 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:29

...NOOO!!!

perdix | 29

#5643237 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:30

#37, no, it's, "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

ForwardUn2Dawn | 18

#5643240 - Sunday 25 August 2013 17:31

Why I love FML ^^^

NightHawk387 | 22

#5643382 - Sunday 25 August 2013 19:41

Congrats on finding the only acceptable way to use that comment. That was really funny. *Tips hat*

By LowExpectations | 30

#5643182 - Sunday 25 August 2013 16:58

He ate something that didn't agree with him? Wow, sorry to hear that OP.

emilyjgraham | 34

#5643454 - Sunday 25 August 2013 20:41

He needed to poop. Have you honestly never had a sudden urge? It doesn't always mean dodgy food.

LowExpectations | 30

#5643480 - Sunday 25 August 2013 21:16

I know, but he barely made it out the tent. Unless he went feral for a moment I'm hoping it was food poisoning.

emilyjgraham | 34

#5653898 - Sunday 1 September 2013 21:20

Seriously, surely I'm not the only one who has honestly had such an urge it's a fecking race against time to get to the loo? Sorry, for being so disgusting but when you gotta go you GOT TO GO! Plus if he'd been sleeping and the urge came on he probably had even less time to go...