Intimacy: Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend....

By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

bowener12 0

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Friday 6 February 2009 2:47

SAMEZIESZZS... but i woulda shit on her. nbfd.

I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0

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Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:47

just search up 69 in the search page!! a girl did post something like that

alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

dimelowar 0

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Monday 5 April 2010 6:49

lmaaaoooo

chrisg2001 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:50

lol too funni

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

jaydiz 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 4:23

FHL, for sure.

rachelforgot2 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:58

hahah # 19! isnt the anus by your goods #16? wow id be sick if that happened

Natalie2k8 6

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Thursday 12 March 2009 1:39

This isn't a FML, It's a FHL poor girl. You should give her ten freebees to make up for it

allieallie 0

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Sunday 8 August 2010 6:36

agreeeed right there

thebigO_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:10

wow...smooth!

pinkfrenchrose 5

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Saturday 14 March 2009 4:48

LOL

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Monday 16 March 2009 0:14

"Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my boyfriend, and he farted right in my noise. FML"

EmreArslan 11

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Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:15

In her noise? Weird...

DollfaceStace 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:49

was she sucking your balls too?? wouldn't they block the ass, a little bit?

Vintage_Cola 29

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 15:14

You're thinking too hard about this. That's some South Park shit right there.

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