she's a cunt if she leaves you for that...

totally!

Agreed

I don't get why people make such a big deal out of farting nowadays >.<

I don't really understand either, I mean, EVERYONE does it.

My boyfriend and I play the doorknob / safety game all the time!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=safety+game

I'm sure if she really wanted to be your girl, she wouldn't dump you for farting.
I fart after sex and in the mornings with my boyf. It's not a big deal.

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Why do you reply to the OP by replying to one of the comments? I see people doing this all the time and I don't understand it.

94- it's to get their comment up to near the top so it will be noticed

How long have you even been going out? And not to be mean but seriously, what guy says 'tummy ache' anymore? o.o Besides that. It's no big deal. I'd think it was actually kinda cute. Your human. no getting around that. So don't worry, <3

I'm sorry but how is that kinda cute??

well, good thing you didnt fart WHILE you were having sex.

Well then she's not worth it, everybody farts.

tummy? what the hell man

gotta hold it in man

"Tummy ache?"

ROFL

hahaha some girls don't care