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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 593
You deserved it 5 794

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cadillacgal79 32

At least she's comfortable enough with you to do that.

I always think my phone is vibrating and someone decides to text me. Turns out my imagination can be an asshole sometimes

@68 Not sure what's worse, you know niki minajs farts or this persons gf, stalker much lol

probably doesnt smell like love, though

Because nothing says "I love you" more than "here, hold my fart".

madridista14 8
NellieeNell 18

Why is #34 getting downvoted? "Silent but deadly" is the hilarious, old, common saying I always remember hearing/using. Never heard "Silent but violent". But I guess that makes it more catchy and orginal.... Oh... I think I get it now.

I don't think "silent but deadly" was ever hilarious.

Silent but deadly is the old phrase.. also called SBDs. As in, "Dude your girlfriend lets out some sick SBDs." Silent but violent is definitely more fun.

If his girlfriend wasn't a human being this would probably be an FML for completely different reasons..

Aren't you kind of contradicting yourself by putting FYL at the end of the comment? Like "your girlfriend is human so your life sucks" i don't know I could be wrong

Chelsea_bella 20

I would say : Love is in the air! Poo is in her underwear!! #15.

TIL this "love" thing is made of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane ... and smells like indole, skatole and ammonia. :)

Been there OP, stay strong. On the bright side, you seem to have a girlfriend that feels very comfortable with you. So there's that.

How did you figure it out? Smell perhaps?

Lebeaugars95 20