Nice outing

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
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I mean it happens, muscles are tensing and relaxing. Also you should be eating your girlfriend out way more often than just a “treat”

“Treat”?! Dude come on.

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

At least it wasn’t on your dick. (Yes I got it from that stupid rap song)

There those who this would be a turn on. I wouldn't complain, at least you have access to pussy. It's natural to relax during sex and sometimes the butthole relaxes too.

If she farted in your mouth you were at the wrong hole. Just a fyi

I mean it happens, muscles are tensing and relaxing. Also you should be eating your girlfriend out way more often than just a “treat”

It happens, honestly. Muscles contract and expand and sometimes in the heat of passion, something not particularly pleasant escapes... at least it wasn't a shart?

“Treat”?! Dude come on.

A "treat". I would have farted in your mouth too.

You decided to treat her by going down on her? Oh my lucky her. ydi

how do you think she was about to cum if your mouth was on her butt hole. maybe she was just wiggling to get you on target out of frustration... learn what and how to lick a gal... but play comes later... AFTER you got some game. and if you just go down on her as a treat, you are lucky she didn't do more than fart in your mouth.

i agree with everyone in the"treat" part after all im sure she can get it easily from someone that would love to do it but on the flip side if it was a woman saying she was treating her man with a bj i bet these comments would be different