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What an original first comment that was.

Ops mother in law is in a car she can catch up and "accidentally" hit her again

#2's logic: run in straight lines!

You know what they say…don't get angry, get even ;)

Never forget about the double-ended dagger. An "accident" could always occur to her as well.

Serpentine!

Maybe an accident with a lawn mower while mom-in-law takes a sunbath.

"I told her to stop making toast in the bath"

I told her not to sleep with snakes in her bed.

I don't think it was "can you check the car for a flat?"

Or, "make sure there's no oil leaking".

that's disgusting you might want to reread the post it do you mean to promote incest because that's sick and twisted

i read wrong my bad

9, are you seriously that stupid? Not to mention that the amount of ACTUAL incest jokes are on an order of magnitudes, yet this comment is the one you flip out on..

That post made no sense. He corrected himself like 4 minutes after, thus making you stupid for even bothering to write that out. People make mistakes, I wish some people didn't have to single out that poor asshole, everyone's been there.

"It was just a love tap!"

Two tons of shiny, metal love taps? Who could ask for more!

What if they'll "accidently" start to car joust?