Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party....

By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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Comments

melody309 35

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:15

"And I jizzed in my pants ..."

tonychess 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:19

sounds like she's got you gassed up

LOL1999_fml 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:25

O my God I'm laughing so hard at this!

Lil_Red777 21

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:34

Uhhh ew.

donkeytowel 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:46

i like OPs name :D

thatkid00117 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:47

…were you hard prior to, or did the one fart take you all the way?

crisanba 18

Tuesday 16 July 2013 15:09

Lightweight

CrazyManNo9 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 15:15

I vote funniest FML!!!

sammycc17 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 15:19

I..I don't know what to say I've never heard of such a thing hahaha

KweenChelly 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:24

Wow what does that even Mean?!!

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