By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
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Tarlachia 33

Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!" Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

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cameronall 2

Only the real Pokémon trainers will understand this.

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CastaP 12

Correction: You were maliciously caressed!

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Tarlachia 33

Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!" Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

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Lalala579121 27

Next time make sure your pillow doesn't read "doubles as a pincushion" on the label.

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Soninuva 41

Your pillow only wanted you to have a good sleep... forevermore.

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sturschaedel 27

You must have some really deep sleep, or are not very sensitive to pain, or both. There are probably millions of people out there that envy you, a lot. So if I laughed about your misfortune more than I should have, it's because I'm really jealous.

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nonsensical 26

"Until next time....", says the evil pillow. On second thought, maybe your head was suffocating the pillow and it was merely defending itself!

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