By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 348
You deserved it 1 143

Same thing different taste

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Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!" Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

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cameronall 2

Only the real Pokémon trainers will understand this.

Correction: You were maliciously caressed!

Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!" Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

Next time make sure your pillow doesn't read "doubles as a pincushion" on the label.

Your pillow only wanted you to have a good sleep... forevermore.

You must have some really deep sleep, or are not very sensitive to pain, or both. There are probably millions of people out there that envy you, a lot. So if I laughed about your misfortune more than I should have, it's because I'm really jealous.

nonsensical 26

"Until next time....", says the evil pillow. On second thought, maybe your head was suffocating the pillow and it was merely defending itself!