By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
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By  Tarlachia  |  33

Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!"

Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

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By  Tarlachia  |  33

Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!"

Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

By  sturschaedel  |  27

You must have some really deep sleep, or are not very sensitive to pain, or both. There are probably millions of people out there that envy you, a lot. So if I laughed about your misfortune more than I should have, it's because I'm really jealous.