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  Gulo_fml  |  0

I agree, and have to say this is a "YDI" thing. Tolet paper is white. Tobasco sauce is a reddish color. What did you think was on the toilet paper? Blood? Did you even look? Either way, I would not be using that paper to wipe my ass.

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  Reyo  |  2

If I were the OP, I'd be more worried at his habit of not looking at whatever he's about to put near his private parts. What if the next time they decide to switch your toilet paper for a bear trap?

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  yottskry  |  0

My toilet paper isn't white, it's yellow because that matches our bathroom. At my Mom's house the toilet paper is blue for the same reason. Can't you get coloured toilet paper over there or something?!

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  drano  |  0

@ all the people replying to #3... he never said that he actually used the toilet paper. his friends could have covered all his tp in tabasco sauce, and the FML was that he had to use socks to clean it up ...eh maybe im being too logical, maybe he did stick red toilet paper up his ass (And I just read #4 right after posting this, hey!)

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  KayBizz  |  0

same way girls complain bout the toilet seat being up. I mean srsly. who doesn't look down before they sit wit their pants off? let alone wiping of the anus

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  AngryNinja  |  1

we think that if you men need the seat up, you can put it down. we aren't your mothers. my mom has my brothers and dad trained to put the seat down. that's just the way it goes.

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  MissRachieee  |  3

we shouldn't have to put the seat down because guys should do it themselves because they put it up in the first place. guys should just go piss in a bush if they can't learn to put the seat down when they're done.

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

You're totally right. God forbid you waste at most three seconds tipping the seat over! We don't bitch when women leave the seat down, same applies here. Get over it.

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  MissRachieee  |  3

Freeze, toliet seats belong down. That's why you can't bitch about it. The only reason they probably make seats that go up and down on toliets is because guys are too fucking disgusting and so stupid that they can't comprehend shit like putting a seat down.

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  CyclonePsycho  |  1

Imma hafta agree with MissRachieee here. Men use toliet seats too (unless you guys poo standing up), but women don't ever really need to lift them. Therefore, it is safe to assume the standard position for the seat is down since the majority of the time it's being used. But that's just for the sake of the argument. Really, it doesn't matter if the seat is down or up or not attached at all. Like Freeze pointed out above, it takes all of three seconds to remedy the problem. You all should be arguing about something more important. Like, whose turn is it to wash the dishes, or something. :B

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  MissRachieee  |  3

wow. you're smart. YES, people, I HAVE A PENIS. I'm a "MISS" and have a penis. I'm some godforsaken tranny. yes, my penis HUGE. ah, you should see it. wow, fuck you dumbass.

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  MissRachieee  |  3

whoops, misread that comment, tyoung_1313. but, yes, i'm veryyy envious because i can't aim where my piss goes. i should go cry in a corner and pray to god that in the morning i'll wake up with a penis. hmm, wow. why should i care if i can aim my piss or not? it's all going down the toilet. anyways, most men can't aim worth SHIT. maybe if you dumbasses could learn to aim we wouldn't have the up-down toilet seat problem; that way us, women, could sit down without having piss on our ass.

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  Zapurdead  |  0

Ooh, someone's having a bad day, if you catch my drift. Whatever argument you were trying to make, you've lost it. Just because you're a lady doesn't mean I have to cater to your every goddamn need (even though I try, but you still bitch and moan anyways). The only time, really, where you should have to deal with putting the seat down is a nonpublic genderless restroom, which is def not my problem. But keep up with the antimale comments, it's adorable.:P

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  MissRachieee  |  3

My day has been fine, thank you very much! Anyways, in my house my stepdad is germophobic so he nevers pees on the seat. But my stupid 13 year old brother ALWAYS pees and gets poop on the seat. It's utterly disgusting!

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  babybubz  |  0

WTF... as I was saying  the seat up or down really isn't a HUGE issue when it literally takes a few seconds to adjust to your needs. it looks better down though  but it sucks if you expect it to be down ..in the middle of the night ..when you wake up to pee ..and you're half asleep ..and a female......... 

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  lilbz76  |  0

I agree it really should be you guys that have to put the toilet seat down,cause ya''ll need it down for both number1 and 2, where we only need it down for 2. And BTW, who the hell started this crap about it being our responsibility. One more thing, If I was your father or brother and I read this, I would slap the FUCK outta your dumb ass saying they were trained. girl you gots some fuckin nerve...

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