Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Top comments
eeeeeeee 5
You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.
arissia 0
When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.
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Comments (179)
madkeeper212 0
that totally suckss. but your life is fine cuz I just figured out my husband of 5 years still has single set as his relationship status on facebook.... he's on everyday too
Jrook 0
he don't know how to change it
BLNovelist 0
That might not be an FML for you. It's possible he either doesn't know how to change it, or doesn't consider relationship statuses on FB important enough to bother with - those that matter will already be aware of the fact, no?
iknowthatguy 0
YDI for not buying her a real gift. Way to cheap out with some **** list...FAIL.
Ajjas013 6
^^ WIN! There, it doesn't fail anymore :)
Ajjas013 6
My comment fails?
Ajjas013 6
85 says the above comment fails. I'm above that...
doink 0
<3
Ajjas013 6
Ahh paradox! My brain hurts :S Nevertheless, I understand sign language. Get it? Because your picture is... Nah forget it.
Ajjas013 6
Which one?
AngryNinja 1
ajjas, notice 'cowgod' finds your pic sexy. scow fetish doesn't shock me. x)
Sindyy 0
OP's a girl. -.-''
pink_shades 0
these comments are epic.!
soleilkitty 0
This one isn't.
skyshark 0
HA!
aDropOfSunshine 2
At least she cheered up, right? I might tune-up that list though, maybe it just wasn't a very good list.
flgirlwguitar 2
Us women have our moods, and stupid things cheer us up. Believe me, don't take it personally.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Thats true, but I would have loved a list of all the reasons why my boyfriend loves me. She should have at least be more appreciative, it must have taken him a while to write that.
spez86 0
^^^ another sexy chic on fml ^^^ but she has a boyfriend oh no < ( neo voice from matrix )
Ajjas013 6
Wow 35. Got milk?
TONYMFSTARK 0
What do you mean "us women"? Op is a woman.
Snow_Daisy 7
YouTube rocks the casbah... don't worry though, she was probably still listenin' do you're good. (:
Snow_Daisy 7
so*
CallMeHush 1
You just can't beat puppies, kittens and bunnies. Get over it.
Ajjas013 6
You can't beat Tessa either. She must be an amazing dog, I'm happy for you.
CallMeHush 1
She is sweet, I'd put her sister up but for some reason I can't seem to shrink the file size.
Ajjas013 6
Maybe try cropping part of the picture out? You can do that in Paint.
CallMeHush 1
I'll work on some tonight.
pandemic_fml 0
You win some, you lose some. Maybe altering a Facebook meme and writing about how she makes the best sammiches ever wasn't better than a dog chasing itself, but just wait. Your time will come.
vanillaessence 1
wow.
thikimo 0
aw I would have loved that from my boyfriend. but yeah, some YouTube videos can be pretty darn funny