Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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eeeeeeee 5
You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.
arissia 0
When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.
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Comments (179)
rockstatic 0
This is a tough one. Obviously you should appreciate that she's going to have to get out of her depression her own way, but she should appreciate the effort. You should consider telling her you don't think she appreciates you, and asking for space. Go meet some other chicks and see if this one is really that special.
Icarus_II 0
Well, considering the OP is a chick and has a girlfriend, maybe she is depressed that you have nothing to offer or nothing of "exciting size"? I think you just got proven by your lesbo friend that dogs are funnier than you. Get humor, and a guy. Please. For the sake of nobody but yourself.
ROFLsyrup 0
Sappy gushy things don't always make people feel better. Sometimes to laugh is all they need. It doesn't mean she doesn't love you too, it doesn't mean she doesn't care, just that it wasn't what she needed to be cheered up.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for dating an airhead
killergummyworm 0
you can be my bf instead?
xXAisuXx 0
its a girl nimrod
Hiropon 0
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL BOAT DESUUUU.
Icarus_II 0
*runs to boat* "Don't forget mee!" *trips and fails*
blastvortex 4
Honestly, do you really think that it's a great idea to spill your guts out to someone who might not necessarily be in a mood to listen to it? You could try the simple things first, you know. If that doesn't work, then you can try a different approach. As it comes to FMLs, this isn't even close.
Ajjas013 6
She's so pretty!
beer01 0
That's sweet of you.
jade77_fml 0
wow that sucks. I think you were really sweet to so that for her, she is just unappreciative of you:( I'm sorry!!
FockinA 0
emochic, good luck with that. start with flowers, always work. Or a therapist if not.