Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Top comments
eeeeeeee 5
You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.
arissia 0
When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.
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Comments (179)
HappyJello 7
Peter singing Bird is the Word made my friend cheer up. ;D
johnel54 5
Do you get one worded answers even after you text something romantic too? I hate when girls don't show their appreciation for something special.
jcp012000 5
You are lame
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
At least you care enough about your girlfriend to try.
BTR_lover 1
Honeslty, looks like she isn't worth it.
rtrullinger 12
I can totally relate dude. That sucks
wellnowwhat 6
You are probably one of the sweetest men I've ever heard of, the list idea was adorable! I'm sorry she didn't seem to appreciate it :/
Cass_x 22
i wish my boyfriend was like you :(
DarksideDoll 31
FYL OP, but cheers for being such a sweetheart!!
alyKATANA1 12
In her defense, she is a woman and most of us love animals.. But on another note that was very sweet of you, my fiancée could learn a thing or two from you