Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Top comments
eeeeeeee 5
You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.
arissia 0
When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.
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Comments (179)
Sekococo 0
comdey is medicine, pity talk makes it worst :D
redshortsx 0
you have more than 50 reasons why you love her. seriously dude get a life
Freeze_fml 17
Where are the homophobes? I'm surprised.
Sindyy 0
People fail to realize OP's a woman. ._.
nori04 0
OP, this is not an fml, puppies and kittens rule; it's not a reflection on you...besides, a list is sweet but not funny, comedy is the best thing when someone is down
WalmartBagz 0
F YOUR LIFE DUDE.
Oneromed 0
Ive been in that situation and I know where she's comming from. Its not that she doesnt really care what you said but something funny lifted her spirits. Im sure she knew you loved her before she got so depressed.
z3r0nline 0
hahaha u suck
Midori_fml 0
You shouldn't have done that. it's sweet and all but people need a good laugh to help them when they're down.
anonymas_fml 0
I'll say like Homer "You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try."
ChihiruLee 0
Wow sweet cheeks, way to screw up. Kidding. But yea, like people said, something funny or cute lifted her spirits. Also, FIFTY things you loved about her. Maybe she is depressed cause you don't give her space? Or she zoned out after 15th reason: your boobs are soft. Yea, at that point, despite loving her, you would be listening kidneys and breasts and body parts. Next time, show her a funny video or tell her a joke.