Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
He may be cuter, but he could also be a massive turd. And if your girlfriend ditches you for him, then she's a turd, too.
Glowworm56 27
Curse you, hot double of me!
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Comments (11)
BurnInDemonFire 39
He may be cuter, but he could also be a massive turd. And if your girlfriend ditches you for him, then she's a turd, too.
Glowworm56 27
Curse you, hot double of me!
Phillycheeze 20
Sorry to hear that your girlfriend is a Wackadoodle. I suggest dumping her. Your a young guy... find someone worth pursuing
TxKitten79 10
Exactly
onceuponatime456 16
I presume you mean your EX girlfriend! ***** like that doesn't deserve you!
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least she was thinking of you! Good news, right?
OneGuySixDemons 23
So either you have a twin, a clone, a version of yourself from another reality... Or maybe your gf doesn’t realize how attractive you truly are from a distance
GUYMAINE 16
Leave her. Don't even bother with that chick