Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...
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Comments (138)
perdix 31
If you're getting good sex out of the deal, then go with the flow until the ride's over. Many girls go out with guys just so they can say they have a boyfriend. Yours has only a slightly less pathetic excuse.
RedPillSucks 33
It is really sad when some girls can't deal with not having a boyfriend all the time and are so desperate that they've gotta do stuff like this. I agree with perdix. Use her for the tool she really is.
mariazzz 5
totally agree with 30
juicebox18 0
man that really sucks. sorry.
JenL_fml 7
Hug? (>o.o)>
JenL_fml 7
Hug? (>o_o)>
versace_chick 0
Your comment : im sure u can find a girl that'll love you for you. dump the chick. move on.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Dump her!
lunaXXdennice 0
that actually sucks...maybe u SHOULD do the same thing? haha
DocBastard 40
Would you prefer she NOT go out with you? Or should you be grateful that your stupid, ugly, pimple-riddled ass is gettin' some?
deltec 0
do the world a favor and use this gun and stop wasting peoples time
hockeyrocks39 0
How in the hell would that be a compliment? If you really think that good luck in your love life.