Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...
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Comments (138)
kirby1964 20
do you look like Brad Pitt? Then I could understand her reason.
rawrchikarawr 0
Awh ):
Zombieslayer1 0
Screw her really hard next time, get her right to the pontiac when she's going to ****** and then pull your junk out. Say that you can't handle screwing her and that your gonna go see if her mom is doing anything that night.
Zombieslayer1 0
Spell check error, pontiac was supposed to be point.......stupid iPhone.
Person1233 13
Right to the pontiac. Hell yeah.
dark_path 0
51, that was a win.
number1beaner 0
haha ya or just give her the surprise butt sex
Mach10 0
I can see an upside to this... I mean you can do just about anything you want to this bitch, and not feel bad about it afterwards.
babycakess10 0
that's shitty :/
Lala7261 0
and?? at least she's going out with YOU...
dariagleek 0
BRAKE UP WUTH HER! she clearly doesn't love u!
JenL_fml 7
Break* with* you*
alex6946 10
uhh why can't you just spell out the words! it's not that much of a difference if you write WITH instead of WUTH!
DatWhiteGuy 0
Disappointed?
theUBERcomment 1
hey I moderated this FML :D
shaysters1432 0
dump that bitch iz all i cn say!!