NailVarnishFan

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About Nailvarnishfan
Come hang with me. Let's waste potential
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Nailvarnishfan's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

By a - / Thursday 21 May 2009 19:18 / United Kingdom
By GuardOtto / Thursday 22 July 2010 14:48 / United States

Gift for you

By safetyfirst - / Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:17 / Taiwan
By harrassment101 - / Friday 25 December 2009 08:10 / United States
By pussystroker - / Thursday 19 November 2009 17:20 / United Kingdom