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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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marinus_fml 19

******* win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

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instantmusic 4

...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?

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purryellow 0

wait so how'd you get up and walk outa the train with out falling

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marinus_fml 19

By walking OP meant he hopped to the door then started walking as he reached the door. Obvious information is obvious.

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marinus_fml 19

******* win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

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MisherzzSquisher 0

that's really funny! But good point, they could have done things that are so much worse. :O

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

yea... YDI!

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Insomnitastic 0

Haha! That happened to me once except I was at daycare and we were all like 5.

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laden_swallow09 34

2 - Yeah! Also lucky that OP woke up at their stop!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

it's those ninja kids breaking into bathroom stalls and throwing eggs....

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instantmusic 4

...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?

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Thanatos1206 0

Obviously not or OP wouldn't have fallen. :P

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dansco 24

My thoughts exactly, how did they get from their seat to the door first? Bet they just slipped and blamed it on someone else :(

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Nimmrodel 11

At least they didn't draw on your face with a sharpie. Never fall asleep on public transport.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I fell asleep on a city bus and woke up with eyeliner.

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Nimmrodel 11

The metro look is very "in" right now so I hope you thanked them.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I can't really pull of the "metro" look with the beard.

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mk58 31

That's hilarious... At least you didn't get sharpie mustached or something worse!!

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purryellow 0

#4 I know right I tryed saying that

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1O 0

At least they didn't steal them.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Unless you were sitting directly in front of the doors, I don't see how it is possible for you to walk all the way out of the train and only fall when you're outside. Unless there was a massive elevation difference between the train doors and the platform.

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