Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...
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Comments (138)
daniellll47 0
that sucks
rjensen511 0
if you can't be with the one you want, honey, love the one your with, love the one your with dodododootdadoot love the one your with! lol!!
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Well if that's her logic, then try and get her to sleep with you.
OMG_N3RD 0
DUMP
Shroomer 0
at least she is honest
spoonfullofsugar 0
She shouldnt have told you that. Now just between you and me, I did the same thing and ended up marrying the look alike and I am sure I got the better one. The two boys looked so much alike, they told me they were brothers. I liked the other guy, his hair was blonder and he was taller. but I figured out quick he was blonder and dumber. So I dated the more eager "brother". Later I heard that blondie broke up with his girlfriend becuase he wished she was more like me. After that I never wished that I had dated Blondie ever again. 11 yrs of marriage and my look-a-like will never know. but I know I dodged a trip through heart break and disallusion. - you just never know how forever will start.
BooGhosted 0
sounds like you could make a song about it!=D
lamp00n 0
whoa spoonfullofsugar, sounds like ur confessing out of regret. may the lovers we never had rue their negligence
thatnucca 36
Dump her and tell her she looks like the person you don't want to go out with... lol
AlEX928 0
You deserve it for having that stupid username. You're probably just as corny in real life.
tbonea1990 0
well that's good so she thinks she has him and u think u have her
kokomokoko 0
Do you look like Justin Beiber? :O