Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...
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Comments (138)
instantmusic 4
I usually don't opt for the "just break up" solution, but if there is nothing else there...then you know what you must do.
scotts13 2
I can't get too upset about this; everyone has a "type" they like, and if one example isn't available, there's nothing wrong with an alternate. Heck, I used to know a girl who wanted to sleep with me because I reminded her of her brother. As long as she's not otherwise abusing him, go for it. She may well appreciate the unique qualities of the OP after a while.
mariazzz 5
she's an idiot. At least now you can use her for getting your rocks off and when you've had enough dump her...
lexiibugg21 0
Then break up with her....
greendaygirl112 0
well maybe you can take it as a compliment. mayb she is saying your good-looking
saltycookies 5
Punch her in the face and tell her she looks like a person you strongly dislike
nerdsgetmehot 23
My personal advice is that if she isn't going out with you because she likes YOU, and if that makes you uncomfortable, then perhaps you shouldn't be with her.
FarSide 23
You like your tarts young, immature, and brainless.... and then you feel like you have an FML??? YDI.
delia_24 0
if I were you I'd dump her.!!
TraceCase_ 19
At least she's not leading you on. Now you know not to let yourself get emotionally invested. Keep it casual and have some fun until the one YOU really want to go out with comes along. She's definitely not "the one".