Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...
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Comments (138)
OfficialFame 0
I would've told her that her cooch smelt like fish anyway and the only reason you're together is that Captain D's closed early one night.
Pilotchick 8
Dump her and tell her she doesn't look like the girl you like. She'll get the point.
endlessman 0
sure... that makes sense
Reina1123 0
Who would just admit that? If my boyfriend said that to me, I'd obviously break up with him.
sids1997 0
Harsh
Amanda452 0
What a bitch.. Dump her !
sinningkitten 2
dump her ass!
GreenSpirit_fml 0
Justin bieber?
johnacapo 0
awwww. thats not kool :( i hope shes ur ex-girlfriend. now. lol
debbieramos 0
aww that's sad!!