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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 725

You deserved it 4 117

By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 307

You deserved it 169

By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 037

You deserved it 2 941

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 370

You deserved it 843

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 190

You deserved it 4 388

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 062

You deserved it 3 222

By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 824

You deserved it 186

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 303

You deserved it 1 010

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 113

DjeePee 24

Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 22 April 2011 12:19

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

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WOODYfromthaBAY 0

Friday 22 April 2011 12:11

u have a girlfriend? ftodl(f the other dudes life)

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 22 April 2011 12:11

So dump her...

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 22 April 2011 12:19

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

hjbeachbum 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:04

I love you. bwahahaha

EliseAqua 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:16

#13 win

awesomeloser14 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:54

haha ^.^

number1beaner 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 2:52

or you just like her cause she swallows

number1beaner 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 2:54

or just tell her you like her cause she swallows

cornedbeef2016 5

Friday 22 April 2011 12:26

sucks for you. (*☻-☻*)

KaskStunter 4

Friday 22 April 2011 12:55

Take advantage of this!

boygeorgebaby 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:02

what a bitch. I moderated this btw xP. you should say the same to her....

LardZilla 11

Friday 22 April 2011 13:07

No way! you moderated this!? Do you want a good job sticker or something?

boygeorgebaby 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:13

I'm all set. I have plenty of stickers here at home. ;)

THEmuffinpan 0

Friday 22 April 2011 14:20

Dude that was probably the best defense I have ever read!

boygeorgebaby 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:57

well thank you. I do love stickers!

XDBrittany1228 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:13

annddd ur still going out with her.

Livinia 11

Friday 22 April 2011 13:14

Dump that shallow bitch! You deserve better :)

notquite69 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:41

If you didn't dump her ass on the spot, you deserve it. Get some balls.

jessiecstll 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:57

what a *****

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