By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 03:34 - United States - Blacksburg

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML
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sturschaedel 27
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If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.

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underthesea12 24
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Well now you know how to increase your income.

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joe3_fml 15
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Play along and try hitting on the men.

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incoherentrmblr 21

So, you're Puff Daddy aka a gay pimp?...

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shadowedpixie 19

Well at least now you know why the neighbors don't talk to you. Maybe you can try to make it clear that you're NOT a prostitute now that you're aware of how it looks?

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lex1459 38
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OP can tell them anything he wants, but they probably won't fully believe him, so he may as well have fun with it. My brothers are cops, and them and their officer friends always come over when they're working on holidays to see the rest of the family. At one point last year, we had 4 squad cars in front of our house. I was recently pulled aside while babysitting to ask if I was okay, because apparently the neighbourhood now thinks we're involved in a high end drug ring. I cleared it up pretty quickly, but we still get avoided like the plague.

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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They're clearly jelly.

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Jarl_the_Elite 27
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No, there human people. Not Jelly.

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billyboef 10
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#22 they're

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Kazze 31
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I like human people, as opposed to those non-human people...

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twitchtail 21
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Okay idk why you got thumbed down. You actually made me laugh

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SnakeEye_454 10
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Man they are obviously just jealous! Oh #3 you beat me to it.

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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Hell yeah. I can sniff out jealousy from miles and miles away, did you think you could comment on it before me? My powers are extraordinary. Viva la me.

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Roku_Crow 12
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I smell jealousy maybe?

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delude 26
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I smell jealousy definitely?

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False_Stupidity 41
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I don't know.. do you?

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JMichael 25

You could easily have fun with that OP.

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underthesea12 24
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Well now you know how to increase your income.

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princessbloky 12

Seems like the most obvious conclusion.

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sturschaedel 27
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If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.

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MSCCG 16
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Yeah, you would be the one who was hiring the prostitutes. Logic.

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iwanttogotoparis 26
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People are so judgemental at first glance

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OhWhoCares 42
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Right?! I would've assumed OP had a large family, many friends, or depending on the size of OP's house, a private gym or something.... I sure wouldn't think that a prostitute would want their customers knowing where they live, so that conclusion wouldn't even cross my mind.

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