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Play along and try hitting on the men.
Well at least now you know why the neighbors don't talk to you. Maybe you can try to make it clear that you're NOT a prostitute now that you're aware of how it looks?
OP can tell them anything he wants, but they probably won't fully believe him, so he may as well have fun with it. My brothers are cops, and them and their officer friends always come over when they're working on holidays to see the rest of the family. At one point last year, we had 4 squad cars in front of our house. I was recently pulled aside while babysitting to ask if I was okay, because apparently the neighbourhood now thinks we're involved in a high end drug ring. I cleared it up pretty quickly, but we still get avoided like the plague.
They're clearly jelly.
No, there human people. Not Jelly.
#22 they're
I like human people, as opposed to those non-human people...
Okay idk why you got thumbed down. You actually made me laugh
Man they are obviously just jealous! Oh #3 you beat me to it.
Hell yeah. I can sniff out jealousy from miles and miles away, did you think you could comment on it before me? My powers are extraordinary. Viva la me.
I smell jealousy maybe?
I smell jealousy definitely?
I don't know.. do you?
Well now you know how to increase your income.
If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.
Yeah, you would be the one who was hiring the prostitutes. Logic.
People are so judgemental at first glance
Right?! I would've assumed OP had a large family, many friends, or depending on the size of OP's house, a private gym or something.... I sure wouldn't think that a prostitute would want their customers knowing where they live, so that conclusion wouldn't even cross my mind.
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If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.
Well now you know how to increase your income.