Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML
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Bussed
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There are still options at that point...
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ironwords
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??? are you the product of incest?
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crabbyxboom
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hhahaha. I laughed a little.
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tessitada
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You can't get her off without your penis? sad...
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yankees1149
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lol
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Alien_WEIRDO
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Haha, aw.. that is really sad.
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teamwork
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read some sex books
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Bussed
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There are still options at that point...
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Dawkrida
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hahah nice
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KamilleBlack
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sucks. I guess it wasn't a happy New years after all xD
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GanjAxZermA
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maybe ur not that good..
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harajukujunkie
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ironwords
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??? are you the product of incest?
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stoych
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ha ha @ ironwords! i was actually reading as that too!
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RachaelAnna92
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Haha really? Wow you just amazed me with your stupidity!
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RachaelAnna92
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hahahaha she sure sounds like it!
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crudeandrudeguy
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See, people get mad at foreigners working in the drive-through but it's people like this that really butcher the English language...
SMH
SMH
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Roseballs
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why didn't you finger her
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Cupcaken
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celvis excercise!
I have no idea if I spelled that right (I'm a dane), sorry? xD
I have no idea if I spelled that right (I'm a dane), sorry? xD