FML : Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FavreFan99 - / Friday 1 January 2010 17:01 / United States

Intimacy

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By Bussed | 0

#749379 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:08

There are still options at that point...

By ironwords | 8

#2246202 - Sunday 27 March 2011 1:05

??? are you the product of incest?

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By crabbyxboom | 0

#749369 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:05

hhahaha. I laughed a little.

tessitada | 0

#749386 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:09

You can't get her off without your penis? sad...

yankees1149 | 0

#996444 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 3:32

lol

By Alien_WEIRDO | 0

#749370 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:05

Haha, aw.. that is really sad.

By teamwork | 0

#749375 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:07

read some sex books

By Bussed | 0

#749379 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:08

There are still options at that point...

By Dawkrida | 0

#749391 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:12

hahah nice

By KamilleBlack | 3

#749402 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:18

sucks. I guess it wasn't a happy New years after all xD

By GanjAxZermA | 0

#749404 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:24

maybe ur not that good..

By harajukujunkie | 0

#749408 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ironwords | 8

#2246202 - Sunday 27 March 2011 1:05

??? are you the product of incest?

stoych | 19

#3036644 - Thursday 4 August 2011 10:49

ha ha @ ironwords! i was actually reading as that too!

RachaelAnna92 | 3

#6061719 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:00

Haha really? Wow you just amazed me with your stupidity!

RachaelAnna92 | 3

#6061720 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:01

hahahaha she sure sounds like it!

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6363184 - Monday 27 July 2015 16:37

See, people get mad at foreigners working in the drive-through but it's people like this that really butcher the English language...
SMH

By Roseballs | 2

#749416 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:36

why didn't you finger her

By Cupcaken | 0

#749430 - Friday 1 January 2010 23:47

celvis excercise!

I have no idea if I spelled that right (I'm a dane), sorry? xD

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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