By FavreFan99 - 01/01/2010 17:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML
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crabbyxboom 0
tessitada 0

You can't get her off without your penis? sad...

There are still options at that point...

sucks. I guess it wasn't a happy New years after all xD

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ha ha @ ironwords! i was actually reading as that too!

Haha really? Wow you just amazed me with your stupidity!

See, people get mad at foreigners working in the drive-through but it's people like this that really butcher the English language... SMH

Roseballs 2

celvis excercise! I have no idea if I spelled that right (I'm a dane), sorry? xD