Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend gets horny at the most inconvenient times. She woke me up to have sex at 2 a.m. I have work at 6 a.m. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML
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Bussed 0
There are still options at that point...
ironwords 8
??? are you the product of incest?
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Comments (98)
B5B0N35 18
there is always next year
FlamingColor 30
Well look at it this way you think shes really attractive and can't help yourself and thats why you don't last long
AlexRen 21
Should have started at 11:58.
v8nick97 11
Try again next year
TLNEW 8
Ahahaha! Great!
RachaelAnna92 3
You should really work on that. Practice by while having sex if you feel like you are about to cum, pull out to stop yourself from cumming and to keep her going play with her then when you're calmed down go back at it and just keep doing that till it is actually time for you to cum.
Sockmonkey12 10
Wow your game sucks
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, she should consider it a compliment! Quick, try again! There's still time!