By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.

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perdix 29

Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed. You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Then you can say, "Yeah, your face isn't much to look at, either. Bitch."

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sarahxD1234 5

Your best friend only said that because he/she knew there was a chance you might fix them. Tell he/she you're not and wait for their reaction.

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cottoncandymango 17

Your best friend is being an asshole about that. Guess they should brace themselves next time they have something so rude to say because I'd definitely not let them talk down to me like that.

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Bano360 25

Sounds like something I'd say to my friends. Except they would know I'm joking and they'd insult me back. All in good fun. Judging by OPs reaction, it was not taken as a joke.

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balletteacher 11

I agree with #33. That was pure sarcasm.

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PterodactylMan 23

Aren't all friends like that

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rocker_chick105 31

45- that's what my friends are like anyways. Then again my friends are a bunch of cats so of course they hate me.

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Krystal3408 32

You can't expect too much from others. They always disappoint.

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DerrickJames 33

That's when you don't punch her/him in the face to look like a hockey player ;)

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DaLiquer 20

I would rather hear brutal honesty than sweet lies, that's just me though!

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gloooooria 14

Being honest does not mean being rude.

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jojimugo 20

Maybe drop that best friend category to friend or someone I know

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mn_shr 22

Seriously OP, acquaintances have common courtesy. I'm sure a best friend would do a little better.

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ApollosMyth 22

But aren't Best Friends notorious for being assholes to each other? I see this as one friend just teasing the other.

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perdix 29

Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed. You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."

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RonnieG 10

You should have told her that her face is awful to look at and when's she gonna get that fixed.

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Trooth 13

Maybe you can knock her teeth out to teach her a lesson:) Jk, violence is never the answer Unless you want it to be

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OnlyAvailableID 28

I disagree; violence is always the question. And the answer's always yes, sometimes.

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IntoTheClouds 42

I'm 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% sure she was joking.

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trbuson 11

I'm that .000000001% sure she was just being a Ms. Bitch McTits.

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Olympiakos10 15

11 - I'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure you don't know what a joke is.

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