Either she's pretty strong, or he can't take a hit for shit. Either way, it's pretty damn funny

Don't need to be super strong. Orgasms give you super strength, one of the first times my husband was using a toy on me and it worked he started laughing cause it felt weird to him, I slapped him so hard he fell off the bed. We still laugh about that over a year later.

That is really funny but then again not so funny when you feel like got hit in face with a bat. Trust me some girls pack a punch.

Wild girlfriend uses orgasm. It's attack greatly increases. Wild girlfriend uses flail. It's super effective!

Great SAO pic

Dude this fml is just golden OP got knocked the fuck out during sex the other guys are gonna have trouble topping that one lmao

Thomas could learn a lot from OP.

You can't fix a glass jaw man, but he should learn to have some head movement during his rough sex sessions.

Better solution: Handcuffs.

How hard do you have to hit someone during sex to knock them out

Hard enough that they don't get back up

*ejaculated

No, escalated

Dude, nice secret squirrel wrap. You got that with the commandos in cape wrath Scotland huh?

Always use protection,some people need more then others though

Oh, what a night, late December back in '63 What a very special time for me As I remember what a night! Oh what a night, You know I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same What a lady, what a night!

^^old music FTW!

I couldn't agree more. If your wife punching you in the face during sex annoys you, have a word with her because she might not know you don't enjoy it!

^ One of the few comments that actually made me laugh. Good job.

More like knockout...

When she hits you

I never understood why people use more than one question mark. Unless they were being sarcastic.

because he was there to witness the beginning, but he can't remember the end

OP's girlfriend.

Guess you wouldn't know what one looks like