By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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"mid-gasm" hahaha.

nycwrestler 17

You need to learn to take a hit..


Lmfaooooooo xD I wouldn't stop laughing either :p

Either she's pretty strong, or he can't take a hit for shit. Either way, it's pretty damn funny

Don't need to be super strong. Orgasms give you super strength, one of the first times my husband was using a toy on me and it worked he started laughing cause it felt weird to him, I slapped him so hard he fell off the bed. We still laugh about that over a year later.

That is really funny but then again not so funny when you feel like got hit in face with a bat. Trust me some girls pack a punch.

Wild girlfriend uses orgasm. It's attack greatly increases. Wild girlfriend uses flail. It's super effective!

Great SAO pic

"mid-gasm" hahaha.

mcBe 6

Dude this fml is just golden OP got knocked the fuck out during sex the other guys are gonna have trouble topping that one lmao

Thomas could learn a lot from OP.

nycwrestler 17

You need to learn to take a hit..

You can't fix a glass jaw man, but he should learn to have some head movement during his rough sex sessions.

X_Codes 11

Better solution: Handcuffs.

priceyfml 7

How hard do you have to hit someone during sex to knock them out

mcBe 6

Hard enough that they don't get back up

well, that escalated quickly

imavelociraptor 6


No, escalated

Devilpuppy0861 7

Dude, nice secret squirrel wrap. You got that with the commandos in cape wrath Scotland huh?

at least you gave her an orgasm? ask for more sex as compensation, but wear a goalies mask.

Always use protection,some people need more then others though

What a night!

Oh, what a night, late December back in '63 What a very special time for me As I remember what a night! Oh what a night, You know I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same What a lady, what a night!

^^old music FTW!

I honestly think that's pretty freaking funny. If it annoys you that much though you should just talk to her about it.

nycwrestler 17

I couldn't agree more. If your wife punching you in the face during sex annoys you, have a word with her because she might not know you don't enjoy it!

^ One of the few comments that actually made me laugh. Good job.

At least you blew her away OP, but she sure is a knockoff.

More like knockout...

How do you know it was "mid-gasm????"

When she hits you

I never understood why people use more than one question mark. Unless they were being sarcastic.

because he was there to witness the beginning, but he can't remember the end

who does that when they orgasm?

OP's girlfriend.

Guess you wouldn't know what one looks like