Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
LebChickOnFira 0
Sucks to be you!! lol
_THE_MASTER_ 0
i say it isnt an FML because of how you phrased it. basically, you shouldve said that you either have a tiny pecker or are terrible at sex....or both. your life definitely does suck tho, i'll give u that much
24788 7
Many girls fake it to be nice.
XxshybutsweetxX 0
its not that big a deal, girls have a harder time of orgasming.. thats all their is to it..
jadeddream 0
I don't think that's nice, I think that's mean. The guy has the right to know. I always tell my bf if I did or not, and then he knows what he's doing right or wrong.
22cute 17
well, see it may be even harder for a girl to talk about it. I know it was for me. But I have been multi orgasmic with a few men & a lot of "work" for others ... and faked it with one or two just to get them to stop touching me. lol! The mans technique has everything to do with it. Mostly it takes a man who will watch for my response - those who think they know how to please a woman never do.
balkangiirl 0
surely she couldn't fake all of them?
DenBriZel 31
You'd be surprised.
fobchick 0
Ouch...Learn how to please the pussy! :D
A83_fml 18
both?
jailbot 7
I don't fake but sometimes I wish I did. My boyfriend must be the opposite of you because he keeps bringing it up and calls me broken.
kitkatkelly 0
Jesus, all the bitter women have come out today. No pun intended.
byaaah 0
come on.... she was the one faking the ******. As far as im concerned if she didn't get off its her own damn fault for not saying anything. Think about it, if she'd been faking orgasms ever since they started having sex how was he supposed to know he was doing something wrong? Ladies, DONT EVER FAKE AN ******! if you don't come, look at him with big sad eyes and tell him. Its actually the most deflating thing ever, and if he cares about you at all he'll do whatever he can to make sure the job is done.
Dantheman26 0
Then he is an asshole and you shouldn't be with him
lottofee 0
bwahahahaha win #48!
spazzycre 0
thank you actually :)
whizzkidd99 0
well its probably your small penis. lol
yep_me_again 0
most of them do. f-both of your lives since she can't be honest with you and since you can't give her a proper one. if you're cute, we should meet up in Plaza ;)
JerseyFreshhhx 0
atleast shes till with you. (: