By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10

To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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Vagitarian1 10

Not good gf material. She has problems swallowing.

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buttcramp 21

yeah #1, this needs a follow up! if the date went well from this point or if OP ended up in an ambulance lol I need to know.

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caohm 18

I definitely did not think that was remotely possible. I guess you were all choked up with emotions on the date.

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kumarina 35

He might always remember the dat, but hardly a success

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kjack49044 18

Maybe their date ended up giving them CPR. Don't give up on success!

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CorpsmanUp88 21

I'm sure he won't forget this date. hopefully it all works out.

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FangirlingAlways 14

Since this is an FML, I don't think that it worked out. How romantic OP.

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kenleybunch 15

It could be a cute "when we first met" story for years to come. lol

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cryssycakesx3 22

"on our first date, she failed at swallowing, something we learned to do when we're first born..."

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#49, You've NEVER choked? Yeah right.

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cryssycakesx3 22

on spit? nah, by 24 I have all that stuff worked out. on a date? not even. I still have control of my faculties.

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TheCrispyCat 20

That sucks OP, maybe they will understand?

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Sjus 9

Not sure why this had a down vote. I thought it was excellent.

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speakersboom 19

thinks: "damn,my date's so ug-" *chokes and passes out* I see no sense made in this.

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cryssycakesx3 22

he* might take it as if you think he* looks bad

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flufee2 27

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bobbyguy 17

Yeah did he cheque if you were okay. Haha autocorrect

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dachayke 16

You could've made a witty response but "nnoooooo", they said.

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flufee2 27

Why all the thumbs down?! That was so punny! Hahah

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cryssycakesx3 22

those that talk about it are the ones not getting it.

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Emilystdenis 7

My girlfriend gave me one yesterday, you ugly ****

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StompinOnCrayons 15

That was a bit uncalled for *clears throat awkwardly *

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bobbyguy 17

If you were at a restaurant, did you faceplant into your food? Because I dot think it can get worse than that

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