By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 241
You deserved it 5 151

gaiakirkland tells us more.

To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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Guess he took your breath away

JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

Not good gf material. She has problems swallowing.

buttcramp 21

yeah #1, this needs a follow up! if the date went well from this point or if OP ended up in an ambulance lol I need to know.

Sooo.. Success?

caohm 18

I definitely did not think that was remotely possible. I guess you were all choked up with emotions on the date.

He might always remember the dat, but hardly a success

Maybe their date ended up giving them CPR. Don't give up on success!

I'm sure he won't forget this date. hopefully it all works out.

Since this is an FML, I don't think that it worked out. How romantic OP.

It could be a cute "when we first met" story for years to come. lol

cryssycakesx3 22

"on our first date, she failed at swallowing, something we learned to do when we're first born..."

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#49, You've NEVER choked? Yeah right.

cryssycakesx3 22

on spit? nah, by 24 I have all that stuff worked out. on a date? not even. I still have control of my faculties.

That sucks OP, maybe they will understand?

Guess he took your breath away

Not sure why this had a down vote. I thought it was excellent.

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thinks: "damn,my date's so ug-" *chokes and passes out* I see no sense made in this.

cryssycakesx3 22

he* might take it as if you think he* looks bad

50- hey, you never know

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bobbyguy 17

Yeah did he cheque if you were okay. Haha autocorrect

You could've made a witty response but "nnoooooo", they said.

Why all the thumbs down?! That was so punny! Hahah

Living for the thumbs...

Emilystdenis 7

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Shut up..

cryssycakesx3 22

those that talk about it are the ones not getting it.

Emilystdenis 7

My girlfriend gave me one yesterday, you ugly cunt

StompinOnCrayons 15

That was a bit uncalled for *clears throat awkwardly *

bobbyguy 17

If you were at a restaurant, did you faceplant into your food? Because I dot think it can get worse than that