Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
mike
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
poordude
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
great
Porter, United States
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
cheezmaster
United States
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
thanksbabe
United States
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Top comments
superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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RayearthNinja 10
Put her on suicide watch.
L0VExoxo 10
run as fast as you can
zomgbies 17
Tell her to "have fun in the afterlife"
Epikouros 32
If you want to be nice, buy her a funeral insurance policy.
tj5810 21
Either way, you better make sure you have a clean suit to wear.
crazytwinsmom 25
Ah, Arizona in the summertime! The heat makes people crazy.
The_Mr_Troll 14
Fake your own death and then when Death comes to get your body, have him kill your wife instead. Wait- that sounds oddly familiar...
baristalbc 18
A little too much time watching "Family Guy", eh? Oh who am I kidding, one can never get too much Family Guy!
alluringtatas 7
What are you wearing to the funeral?
tgabes 9
Sounds like a keeper...
neonstarr 15
She needs help. But I don't think it's your problem. Had a ex try that once, he turned up on my doorstep covered in cuts (not deep enough to cause a worry tho) made him sleep on the couch and took him to the mental health team the next day. Think he ended up marrying the girl (he was unaware) who had a crush on him :).